Funeral/Mortuary Services

[trader jim]

Trader Jims

Funeral and Mortuary Services

Affordable caskets, Urns and Markers

Our Motto is

"We Burn Em Fast and Cheap"!!!!

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust
if nobody will burn you then
Trader Jim Must!!

Franchises available in most Star Ports!!

I "smell" PROFITS!!!

 

[trader jim]

EVERY Star Port will need one or more of these.
just thought i would get in on the "ground floor"
and start making a profit!!....

 

[trader jim]

Should we also have a "Boot Hill"??? and where should it be located at????

 

[trader jim]

The UNDERTAKER would make a great NPC!!!!, when you "people" your Star Port.

 

[Jame]

Aaah, a good idea. I don't think I've heard of this in starport facilities! Hmmm... Graveyards in or near starports, wonder how that'd work?

 

[trader jim]

Well....it wont be in the Concourse!!!! heheheheheheh

 

[trader jim]

I must admitt that this was my only ORIGINAL idea
I feel sure it has Many oppertunitys for adventures, and other Goulish fun stuff. You and your crew are hired to take a dangerious dead Being back to home worl for burial....midway all of a sudden...ITS ALIVE ---ITS ALIVE!!!!
Or you find a coffin full of Sex Emeralds!!!
it justs goes on and on!!......

 

[trader jim]

Where would we park the SPACE HEARSE???. Its carring 2,000 "stiffs"!!!
how would coustoms search it??

I just gotta have Tanuki design a Space Hearse!!!

 

[Burocrate]

>Where would we park the SPACE HEARSE???. Its >carring 2,000 "stiffs"!!!
>how would coustoms search it??


Simple random verification of 25% of your manifested cargo. I imagine NII (Non-Intrusive Inspection) technology would detect contraband.

"Cold storage right, no life support running on any of these stiff today? eh TJ?"

"Hope the documents match up to the manifested quantity/race/etc. or we may have to un-crate the lot of them right here on the warehouse floor."

Knowing your reputation TJ, I would expect 100% verification.

It’s not a job, its one lousy job after another. Once after x-raying a suspicious crated coffin at a warehouse I looked up to see the angry family looking on from the parking lot. Wouldn't you know some of them were sporting their "colors" in respect of their fallen family member?

 

[PVernon]

Originally posted by trader jim:
Where would we park the SPACE HEARSE???. Its carring 2,000 "stiffs"!!!
how would coustoms search it??

I just gotta have Tanuki design a Space Hearse!!!

I told him about your request last Sunday when he was out to my house, he had not seen it yet.