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Memorial service for Trader Jim

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parmasson

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I would like to announce that I will be hosting a memorial service for one of our own, Trader Jim.
Since his triumphant return from Waterdeep he has been missing and is now presumed dead. I think it would be nice if we could all share our memories of ole Jim and hold an auction of his remaining personal effects and the rights to Waterdeep and Coffee Juice ™ to make a little cash . . . <sniffle> I know he would have wanted it that way < suppressed sob>. Please bring your memories, flowers and cash (no personal checks) to the Startown Memorial Chapel and Used Air Raft Lot on Cleon Street between now and whenever the money runs out.
 
Nah, he's not missing. He's hiding! We know where he is too - he just left Septemberfest.

So what's this about "triumphant?" As I recall, he left Waterdeep in a panic after the 41st and INID almost succeeded in killing him, and did get about twenty of his clones. 41st operations in Waterdeep are going quite smoothly.

I bid twenty billion credits on CoffeeJuice!
 
20BilCr on Coffee Juice, Thnak You.

<Parmasson takes Jame aside>
Ya gotta work with me here, sympathy opens pockets you know. OK . . . he has not been gone THAT long but I figure we can get hold of his best property if we move. If he is gone then great, if he turns up again then we can get him to buy is stuff back. Win/Win. Keep it under your hat ok?
 
Dame Honor Harrington was reported dead, and people believed it.

She returned.

Trader Jim was reported dead, and people believed it.

He returned.

If he's dead again, you know, it's all old news now, nothing to get upset about. Yesterday's story that the newsies have tried to make a come back for.

Ah, for that time, now long ago, when people actually . . . . what?
 
Scarecrow...These 28's are GREAT!!!!.........

PLEASE!!!!! DO an older man as a "civilian", in civilian clothing, do ih in different poses,

then do him as a Military officer....
in all drawings gove him a sly crafty kinda UNtrustful clever sneaky kinda thing...

MAKE HIM A MERCHANT!!!

MAKE HIM TRADER JIM!!!...THATS RIGHT DO TRADER JIM!! then post it on the board, but please dont destroy me...send me a message about this if you want.... :eek: :eek:
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TRADER JIM STRIKES AGAIN !!!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
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Hes BACK.....Just to brighten up everybodys life...with a copy of T20 in one hand and "Classic" in the other!!!!

YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaa!!!!!
 
He doesn't brighten up my life. He doesn't scare me though.

I'd buy him a beer but he doesn't deserve it!
 
Rats...He is back...(Just when I was about to bid on buying up all the "Traders raiders" Contracts.

Trader Jim?
The Ministry of Justice would like to talk with you about your Past due taxes!!!

Since you were away no one paid them and they are now due in full TODAY or all your piosessions will be confiscated and put on auction at Aubaine :eek:
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All right! The acution is back on! :D :D :D :D
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I have here the title to a custom built space RV thing. Can we start the bidding at 100 credits?
*silence*
Right, how about 80 credits, just eighty credits.
 
OK...I bid 1 credit and 1 Trading card.

ER...Oh all right...I'll take the thing off your hands for free and I won't charge you a towing fee
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