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trader jim

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handguns-moonshine-chewing tobacco will not be tolerated at my traveller sessions ANY longer!! things are getting a little out of hand! i now have to patch the ceiling and walls of the game room. george will remain in the hosp till he gets his sight back. the carpet is turning brown and it squishes when you walk on it!! the police report ought to be good reading. my wife is P.O.ed. and what is that yellow stuff in/on my computer keyboard??
 
Well, guns and alcohol, both a hell of a lot of fun by themselves, do NOT go well together. They're nearly as bad together as chocolate cake and grape juice.

And I NEVER got the whole "chewing tobacco" thing. Just don't get it.

Although, one of the funnest memories from my days in the Navy is of this one time in Yokosuka, Japan - This Virginia Red Neck was trying to teach a Japanese shipyard worker to dip Copenhagen. The Red Neck didn't speak Japanese and the yard worker didn't speak english.

The Red Neck kept saying "Just a pinch between your cheek and gum," and the yard worker kept swallowing it, so the Red Neck would give him another pinch and the yard worker would swallow THAT...

And we wonder why people in other countries hate us...
 
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