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What actually gets said among insiders is infinitely more unrepeatable. It's considered a sign of acceptance and friendliness. The viler the references and the more frequent the abuse, the more they like you.
Also, every acronym has its stated meaning as well as its "real" meaning. Not to mention the working designations many of the parts and systems get. Then there's the nicknames people get.
Any time an engineer thinks he's come up with a "good one", a tech will nod slowly then throw out something that's five times as funny and turns the air three magnitudes more blue. Stand techs are the most accomplished in this regard.
What actually gets said among insiders is infinitely more unrepeatable. It's considered a sign of acceptance and friendliness. The viler the references and the more frequent the abuse, the more they like you.
Also, every acronym has its stated meaning as well as its "real" meaning. Not to mention the working designations many of the parts and systems get. Then there's the nicknames people get.
Any time an engineer thinks he's come up with a "good one", a tech will nod slowly then throw out something that's five times as funny and turns the air three magnitudes more blue. Stand techs are the most accomplished in this regard.
Captain: "Engineering! Status report!"
Chief Engineer [for it is she]: "Just replacing the DFAIAH module, Captain. Can't engage Jump until the new one's in!"
Engineer's Mate: "DFAIAH?"
Chief Engineer: "Does Frell All In A Hurry."
Are we still doing this thread here? It is a daily vote, or so I've learned, so if you want the node named the way you want it seems you've got to keep going there. And time is running out ...
And time has now run out, and it looks like Serenity has won the vote!
The Browncoats have a toilet named after us, and that makes us mighty. Next, we'll get NASA to issue knitted Cunning Hats to all astronauts as standard uniform.
Yes, it's going to be Tranqility in honor of the 40th anniversary of Apollo 11 this July. They have a patch for the COLBERT treadmill at the link above. If there were a paper roller included in the design, naming that for him would probably be something he'd appreciate, but he got a treadmill. :rofl: