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[Magnus von Thornwood]

Um, I'd like to see my lawyer, officer, if i need one....

Ummm, hmmmm, grrrr.

Well, well, this doesn't look good.

*looks at comrades*
Ya suppose he understands what happened and can he dial a vid? Um, seize the comm systems, and uh, lock the hatches.....oh and give it a fish.

 

[rust]

Under normal circumstances I would now introduce the animal protection lea-
gue and its famous and feared animal rescue ninjas, coming to free the poor
... ah, what is that ? ... is that an animal ? ... the poor thing, but unfor-
tunately I have to leave the scene now...

 

[Magnus von Thornwood]

It's heading for the door...

Oh crap it's making a break for it stun it quick! Before it gets loose and ummm, *weakly* breeds?

 

[rust]

Yep, billions of us will swarm the known universe, and enslave all the other
species, to create the Empire of the Electromechanically Enhanced Sealrus
[= EotEES] !

Harrharr, I always wanted to use this: Resistance is futile ! :devil:

 

[Magnus von Thornwood]

ummm. Quick wave a fish!

:nonono: Crap, Blast it! Holy crap it talks too! Use the Neuro-stunner now!, I too have plans within plans within plans, watch the hand kids!

*FOOF!*

 

[rust]

Want a fish ? :smirk:

 

[Magnus von Thornwood]

Activate the Anti-Psi Helmets!

Look, out it's trying to control our...mind..s...tuna, yummmy tuna....o:

 

[rust]

"... and then our good starship AQUARIUS returned home to Pharos IV. Its
brave crew unfortunately was unable to purchase the trained sea lions our
hard-working aquafarmers had asked for, but the gallant captain had mana-
ged to obtain some other helpers, and they also liked tuna.

Yes, Hakon, you can feed them, they do not bite, they only want to play.
No, I do not think that they look a bit like humans, Joanna, and I am sure
they do not try to talk to you. Remember, they are only animals. Clever
animals, but still only animals.

And now we will go to the famous Coral Gardens ..."

 

[Magnus von Thornwood]

Wow, who do we have to kill for a burger?

See, Guys, I told ya I could get us to the Famed Coral Gardens! Oh, Ye of little faith... *inhales deeply and stretchs* Ahhhh....Red Zone (due to xenophobia), my @ss. *does a happy dance*

 

[rust]

\\-- problem -- security system detected a problem -- humanoid intruders -- moving towards coral garden area -- problem -- require orders --\\

"Oh, shut up please, the Sansia will eat them alive, and we do not have to
feed the nasty critters today, that's all."

 

[Magnus von Thornwood]

Party Memo.

And peeps stay reaaallll far from the edge of the water....tentacles. *shudders*

 

[rust]

"Besides, if the Sansia will not get them, the Makuti will. And if they escape
them, too, they will only discover that we have sold all the real corals years
ago to buy that damned starship, and have replaced them with fakes.

And then they will have to go to the starport, empty-handed, and there will
have to buy a ticket on that damned starship - if they can afford one. Or
they will have to work for a passage by adding more fake corals to the gar-
den in order to make the stupid tourists happy.

Come to see the famous Coral Garden ... but don't look at it closely, please."

 

[Magnus von Thornwood]

Tote the uh, bale?

Darn out ummm, sealed again, well peeps, time to haul some damned artificial coral, laugha whila you can, seal-boy, not my damned planet understand!.

*whispers* Ready the tac nuke, and try not to look so suspicious..

 

[rust]

"Well, and while you are busy with those articorals, do not forget to take a
look at the solar activity alert screen now and then.
Pharos is a strange kind of eruptive irregular variable star, it produces some
kind of hyperenergy wave or so once in a while. When the screen turns blue,
go to the shelter there.
Otherwise there is no danger. Of course, the energy outburst would set off
all nuclear weapons immediately, that's why we never use nuclear missiles
on our system defense boats.
Oops, while taking about outbursts, it seems the screen is blueing in, I better
go now."

"Hey, you suddenly look so pale - a skin problem ?"

 

[David Johansen]

Now look what you've gone and started and by you I mean me of course.

 

[rust]

Now look what you've gone and started and by you I mean me of course.

Oh no, not again. I am not you.
And if I were you, I would want to be me.

 

[Kobold Curry Chef]

Hello! I heard people in this thread were looking for me. Well, "me."

Well....Alfred.

 

[rust]

Hello! I heard people in this thread were looking for me. Well, "me."

Well....Alfred.

"Me" not Alfred, "me" Rudolf ... o:
"You" Alfred, "me" Rudolf.

"Me" not Tarzan, "you" not Jane. :smirk:

 

[Fritz_Brown]

What the....?! Have some of Gruffty's patients gotten loose on the boards? o:

 

[deniable]

I'm trying to find myself and was told to look here.