Help with a Trav T-Shirt slogan

[Scarecrow]

I'm making a T-Shirt to wear to Travcon this weekend and I'm stuck for a slogan.

I'm putting the red sunburts on the left breast, possibly with 'Scarecrow' underneath.

Then, on the back I was going to do a large Scouts' Ponii logo with a slogan.

I'm a bit stuck for the slogan though.

What I have so far is:

"Scouts do it... ...in the strangest places"
"Scouts do it... ...on the (final) frontier"
"Scouts do it... ...in the Marches"

Not exactly side-splittingly hilarious. Anyone got anything better?
I suppose I could write one of those but in Bilanidin, maybe

Crow

 

[far-trader]

"My little ponii."



Owww, hey, if you're gonna throw stuff could you make it softer stuff, those jump capacitors hurt!

...sorry, nothing else at the moment, that was off the top of my head, I know I had one at one time I thought wasn't bad but I'd drawing a blank

 

[Scarecrow]

No, that actually made me LOL!

Crow

 

[far-trader]

Pics if you do it

 

[whartung]

"Scouts do it... with 100DTons"
" ... in wedges"
" ... in uncharted space"
"Scouts - We Jump-2 blindly so you don't have to."

I made a shirt for a game convention where we were playing SFB.

"Orions do it with everything."

 

[far-trader]

More of an Explorations Branch (1) than Communications Branch (2) but...

Scouts do it... on First Contact.

?

(1) I forget what the EB logo is at the moment

(2) The ponii being the CB logo iirc

 

[rancke]

"Be prepared for the Scouts."

Or

"NO-ONE expects the Imperial Scouts!"

(The last one should have beneath it (or on the back) in smaller letters:

"Our two chief weapons are stealth, surprise, and scout brew...")


Hans

 

[Ishmael]

with the pic of the ponii
"Ridden hard and put up wet"

 

[Spinward Scout]

This one's in my Gallery:

I'd Rather Be In Jump Space

or for the bumper sticker look:

My Other Car Is A Scout/Courier

Or you could always borrow something from my .sig line below.

 

[Scarecrow]

Some great ideas. Thanks, guys.

Regarding the Ponii, yeah, I think it's derived from the old 'Pony Express'.
It's also quite a complex image. I might just go for a large red sunburst with the text over the top instead. Not sure.

I think, 'I'd rather be in Jump Space' is winning so far. I like it. Maybe with a big IISS in Bilanidi (Vilani)

Crow

 

[Thoth-Amon]

What happens in space, stays in space.

Okay, that's all i have at the moment.

 

[Andrew Boulton]

"Scouts do it first...but fail their survival roll".

 

[FreeTrav]

"Join the Million-Mile-High Club - Be a Scout"

 

[Scarecrow]

"I survived character generation!"

 

[far-trader]

lol, ftw

 

[Mithras]

"I survived character generation!"

Yeah, that was my thought too!

 

[Mithras]

What about:

imaginative
resourceful
independant
expendable

 

[HiverLord]

Modified Sig:

Excessive gravity is the only way to keep a good Scout down...

And sometimes even that doesn't work!

 

[Vargas]

"Scouts do it in the far future".

"Seventeen combat drops and counting".

 

[Rover]

Scouts, not just an adventure, its a job.