He can move around his body and carry stuff (he has thrown Patty and Selma around 3-4 meters) so he rates an 8
Homer has variable dexterity (from 3-5 usually to 13 on Whacking Day)
He has no non-exhausted swings (his brief boxing career) and a rather pitiful stamina so around 4 Endurance, has no more than a 4 intelligence (MANY Examples) and his education is a 4 as well (While he completed high school he has managed to kill the brain cells that contain this information, as per the agreement he made with his brain)
He can survive INTENSE nuclear radiation (actually glowing in daylight), incredible falls with relatively minimal damage
His social status is working class slob, so is around 6.
He has a new attribute (like a Vargr has the new attribute charisma and a hiver has curiosity) called Too Stupid Too Die. He has a 15 in this
Skillswise, he has I Think I Know How a Nukuler Plant Works 3, Dumbass Luck 2, Drive 2 (Yes, a real skill!), Assess Chili 5, Steward - (Bowling Alley, Alcohol Mixing) 3 (Another real skill), Survival 1 (He climbed Mount Springfield and spent the night naked in the woods), Snuggle with Marge 2, Admin 1 (Mostly on how to manage a Country & Western singer), Computer 2 (he managed an internet site for a while, until he was kidnapped to The Village), Linguistics 1 (Japanese)
Lisa 363A85 Music 3, Several Science Skills 2
Bart 473535 Demolitions 1, Vehicle (Skateboard) 2, Linguistics 2 (French, Japanese)
Marge 666886 Steward 3, Linguistics 1 (French)
Maggie 393816 Animal Handling 2
