Boy, they really did a sloppy job when Archduke Dulinor was paying a visit, huh?
IRIS Guard: Excuse me, your excellency Archduke Dulinor. But is that a fully-loaded Gauss Pistol in your pocket, or are you just happy to see the Empress?
Dulinor: Uhhh.... no no, that's just my pipe-lighter, yeah that's the ticket! You know how me and Strephon love to smoke together. Nothing beats a nice puff of Denebian tobacco, right?
IRIS Guard: A pipe-lighter, of course Sir. Carry on.