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NASA Wants Help In Naming A Space Station Node

"Serenity" is overwhelming choice of those choices listed.
The suggestions getting the top submissions:
SYNERGY
VISION
TRANQUILITY
VISTA
HORIZON
HOPE
ETERNITY
PEACE
ENTERPRISE
TRINITY

It's almost like a bunch of lame-assed, buzzword dispensing idiots have been making most of the submissions.

Let's break Traveller into the top 10!
 
Er, at the risk of drawing my Traveller brethrens' (and sistrens') ire I must confess I didn't write in for Traveller :(

Sorry. Instead I went with something that felt more appropriate. Now I'm wondering what Dean would think of it, having had similar thoughts about some of those in the running. I went with "Threshold". Seemed more fitting.

I'm not sure Traveller would have a shot at the top 10, we are too few. Not that it would need to, NASA still gets to pick whatever they want, but I'm warning them, if they pick Vista...
 
nAME

I'm not sure Traveller would have a shot at the top 10, we are too few.


And SERENITY fans are so legion we look forward to the 8th season in September?
 
Before folks get to vote on a new name, they should require that a test be passed showing that they know the names of the existing modules. It'd at least weed out the repeats (well, maybe--I admit to being an optimist.) ;)

Let's see, off the top of my head, there's:
Destiny, Harmony, Unity, Columbus, Zarya (Dawn), Zvezda (Starry Night), and Kibo (Hope). Not to mention the less poetically named sections (P1 Truss, ESP-1, etc.)

Now that I've spouted off, I guess I should go have a look. I expect they're looking to name either Node 3 or Node 6. And if anyone's going to win a write in campaign, I'd bet on the Browncoats. They're at least as rabid as the Trekkies from the 70s. ;)

At least this time the fight would be to name a piece of flight hardware (as opposed to a "toy rocket" that never left the atmosphere.) :P

Edit:

I see it's Node 3, so while the name "The Loo" is probably most appropriate ("Waste and hygiene compartment, which provides a place for the crew to use the bathroom"), "Serenity" has a strangely appropriate quality to it. I don't know I'd want to use a stall in a module named "Traveller" for fear of what might be "travelling." :D

And among the top 10 suggestions is Xenu. What, are the Scientologists trying to game this, too? Sheesh.
 
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Saundby, I take it you're an insider. Can't you push Traveller up the list on the inside track? Surely there are some NASA execs who are Traveller nerds.

If so, those nodes should be rechristened, respectively, Regina, Glisten, Norris, Beowulf, Oberlindes, and of course Rhialto.
 
Saundby, I take it you're an insider. Can't you push Traveller up the list on the inside track? Surely there are some NASA execs who are Traveller nerds.

If so, those nodes should be rechristened, respectively, Regina, Glisten, Norris, Beowulf, Oberlindes, and of course Rhialto.

Hehe, those with inside connections are often in the -worst- position to suggest anything. I just try to keep them from doing stuff that will kill people. I let them pick the color and call it whatever they want.

The education division is behind the "Help us name it" bit. It really does drive some public interest in the whole shebang, though personally I consider it pretty cheap stuff. But, there's a reason I'm an engineer and not in marketing...

Like NASA really needs help coming up with mindless names like "Hope", "Charity", "Let's All Just Get Along", "Golly We're All So Happy", and so on.

If they _really_ wanted to get some notoriety and notice, they'd name the thing "The George W. Bush" and let the firestorm begin. Then, about three weeks in "relent" according to plan, and rechristen it "The William Jefferson Clinton", and let the new firestorm start. When that peaks, rename it with some unpronouncable foreign word (preferably in a dead language) along with a two paragraph explanation of what it means and why its such a great name, really, really, we mean it this time, for this section of the space station. A week later release a rumor that Gov. Somebody offered a political position to a NASA functionary to have it named that after his favorite hooker. Wash, rinse and repeat. People notice nothing so much as controversy. :D

You can see why I don't get to name things.

Me: "What's wrong with 'Node 3'? Would you rather call it 'the outhouse'?"
They: "We want some pizazz, something to get public notice."
Me: "How about 'Exotic Space Weapons Complex 3-c.' That'll get noticed, and if there's something with more pizazz than exotic space weapons, I ain't seen it."
They: "No way we could call it that!"
Me: "I'm just the engineer here. If you can't be bothered to properly define your requirements and constraints, how am I supposed to be able to help you? You said you want pizazz and notice. My name fulfills those requirements."
They: "Forget we asked."

I =love= your name suggestions. We should put them on something more permanent than a piece of the ISS, and with more notice (like anyone notices the names of the pieces more than a week after launch, unless you work on or with the thing.) Believe it or not, we're already starting to work on ISS decommissioning projects. The thing has taken so long to build that it's not going to have a long life after full assembly unless a lot more interest (read as "government money") is forthcoming that doesn't look likely today. Plus it'll never reach its originally intended potential.

So maybe let's find an area of the Moon or Mars with promise and get some of the small features in the area named. Keep an eye on the people working the probes and robots, they get to do all the really fun naming.

Oh, and with respect to "Rhialto", it may interest you to know that once when I was working with a pair of avionics boxes from the Shuttle Orbiter I inscribed them with the names "Kirth" and "Cugel" to keep them straight in my mind as to which was which. It was 1982 or '83, so Rhialto wasn't available to me yet.
 
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One could call the nodes the Demon Princes, but no doubt that would lead to yet more budget cuts... Vista on the other hand...

Why is there still no Demon Princes RPG? Now that would be something. The setting is just beyond belief.
 
The original station was going to be called Freedom. Budget cuts kept making it smaller and smaller, until someone said there wouldn't be room for a nameplate that big, and they'd have to rename it Fred...
 
One could call the nodes the Demon Princes, but no doubt that would lead to yet more budget cuts... Vista on the other hand...
If pollsters were to determine that copious campaign funding is lying undonated in the hands of Vance readers, we'd see them out painting the names of the Demon Princes on the U.S. nodes tomorrow, perhaps even planning to etch the face of one into the Moon as part of the new Moon program.

The Altair lander would become The Moon Moth, the Ares V would be rechristened as Iocounu and so on.

And hey, they've already declared that the Earth is dying, so we're part way there already. ;)

Why is there still no Demon Princes RPG? Now that would be something. The setting is just beyond belief.

I've got one here, the box says "Traveller" on it. The Intersplit description has some typos, otherwise it's pretty solid. :)
 
I'd rather put the name Traveller to a mobile part of the station, whenever they get around to adding one. Or for the next as-yet-unnamed vehicle going to another planet or the Moon. Make the name actually fit something appropiate.

Wasn't there a Serenity Base from the Apollo missions already on the Moon?
 
The original station was going to be called Freedom. Budget cuts kept making it smaller and smaller, until someone said there wouldn't be room for a nameplate that big, and they'd have to rename it Fred...

Along similar lines, how about simply calling it Sinkhole?
 
Have you noticed that the ISS has actually helped Traveller players by listing various devices responsible for atmo and recycling processes?

"- Oxygen Generation System (OGS), which takes the station’s water and splits it apart into hydrogen, which gets vented into space, and oxygen, which is returned into the cabin for the crew to breathe

"- Atmosphere Revitalization System (ARS), which controls the station’s carbon dioxide levels and maintains the temperature and atmospheric pressure at comfortable levels

"- Water Recovery System (WRS) and Urine Processor Assembly (UPA), which take waste water from the station and purify it, separating any contaminants and making it safe for the crew to drink

"- Waste and hygiene compartment, which provides a place for the crew to use the bathroom in a way that allows the station to process the majority of the water used onboard so that it may be used again, greatly lessening the need for resupply flights from Earth."

Insert these terms into your Traveller game, and you get instant verisimilitude, right there. "Smonton, looks like you're low dog this month. You're on the rota for cleaning out the red algae from the UPA sump. Do a better job of it than you did with the ARS scrubbers last month, okay?"
 
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