news flash news flash news flash!!!!!!!

[trader jim]

a disaster of EPIC perportions has struck the Empire from within!! bevis & butthead AND bart simpson has enlisted in the Imperial Marines!!!

GOD SAVE STEPHON GOD SAVE THE EMPIRE !!!!!

nothing this serious has happened since curly, moe and larry were accepted into O.C.S. (which caused the 5th frontier war)
more to follow.............

 

[hunter]

Originally posted by trader jim:
a disaster of EPIC perportions has struck the Empire from within!! bevis & butthead AND bart simpson has enlisted in the Imperial Marines!!!

GOD SAVE STEPHON GOD SAVE THE EMPIRE !!!!!

nothing this serious has happened since curly, moe and larry were accepted into O.C.S. (which caused the 5th frontier war)
more to follow.............

Don't have a cow man...

 

[trader jim]

MOOOOOOOOO------

 

[RabidVargr]

And humans call Vargr "chaotic."

(Shivers)

RV

 

[hunter]

Originally posted by RabidVargr:
And humans call Vargr "chaotic."

(Shivers)

RV

No I usually call them with a dog whistle...

Hunter

 

[RabidVargr]

No I usually call them with a dog whistle...

Hunter

We know when you leave spacedock...

RV

 

[bozzutoman]

Originally posted by hunter:
No I usually call them with a dog whistle...

Ha. That one was a real howler.

 

[trader jim]

we could have bart and the gang "spay" a few vargar.....bevis & butthead would make "pets" of
them!! HEY...heres a thought...ever wonder how vargar tast??...kinda like dog mayby??
Woof Woof Woof!!!

 

[trader jim]

OR.....when two vargr meet in public - what is the first thing they sniff??

 

[trader jim]

OR.....why is vargr meat only 2 crdits a pound???

 

[RabidVargr]

lol. What do you get when you cross a human who's worked all his life for his ship and cargo and a vargr?

One rich vargr.

RV

 

[trader jim]

guess i been told!!! whats lol???
question do you wear a collar - have you had all
your shots yet?? does your master let you out of the house by yourself yet?? woof woof

 

[RabidVargr]

Humans like you are why corsairs don't take prisoners. Yer big monkey lips keep flappin.

RV

 

[RabidVargr]

What MOS did Bevis and Butthead get anyways? Same with Bart?

 

[trader jim]

enough of this "stuff" vargr. lets call a truce, join forces and "loot" one of the central subsectors. with our combined fleets we could get rich quick!! what a team!! i could sell the loot
for a great profit and we will split the take
50/50 right down the middle. hows that for a plan?? of course we will have to iron out the details, like what do you think of mixed crews??

 

[RabidVargr]

70/30, after all, we're doing all the work. You sit in your nice cushy office. I'll talk to the crew about letting a few mon...Humans on board.

 

[trader jim]

because bevis & butthead AND bart played vidio and arcade games all their young lives - they are
now outstanding heavy weapons gunners- crack shots- now if they ever get off KP, they will be sent back to duty but that wont happen for another 6 months!!! the problems started when all
3 blew the admirals gig away - thats a great story for another time!!

 

[trader jim]

OK furball thats it!! i have to go to work now -
but you just watch this forum. ill be back with my answer to your 70/30 offer - you DONOT insult
a TRADER by offering crumbs from the table - thats
for DOGS - get it woffer!! man are you gonna get it now!!! and to think i offered a truce!!! you gotta come up with a better offer than that!!!

 

[RabidVargr]

65/35? Remember, you can sell the... products at a good price on some low tech worlds.

RV

 

[soloprobe]

LOL....You Guys!