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PINUPS in your lockers

Originally posted by Shane Mclean:
On occasion Dan, I worry about you a lot.... ;) But not *too* much...
Shane
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Aye, but it was a funny thought, tho.
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Originally posted by Vargas:
A pinup in a locker is cool and the mind boggles at the possibilities.

Now does anyone out there have any interesting nose art on their ships they'd like to share?
All of a sudden I had this vision of a Bear in a bikini on the front of Ursula. :eek:

I need to stop drinking this early in the day.
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Originally posted by Capt. Blacklight:
All of a sudden I had this vision of a Bear in a bikini on the front of Ursula. :eek:

I need to stop drinking this early in the day.
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Aye ser. Either that, or reminiscent of a certain bear joke...
"Ya dinnae come here fer the Huntin', now did ya lad?"- a bear winking at a cowering human hunter... ;)
 
Originally posted by Liam Devlin:

Aye ser. Either that, or reminiscent of a certain bear joke...
"Ya dinnae come here fer the Huntin', now did ya lad?"- a bear winking at a cowering human hunter... ;) [/QB]
I love that JOKE
 
I am startin to wonder if any of your crewmwn have any really "good" TATTOOS....maybe they have some of the "new" ones that move around under the skin and make different pictures and scenes...or mayby some of the old fashioned kind that were "pounded" into the skin with needle and ink!!!
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
I am startin to wonder if any of your crewmwn have any really "good" TATTOOS....maybe they have some of the "new" ones that move around under the skin and make different pictures and scenes...or mayby some of the old fashioned kind that were "pounded" into the skin with needle and ink!!!
Ship Policy on that is...
I don't care.
But no one has come forward and said anything about tattoos...or Jewelery. Or anything weird.. Unless you count the furry issue starting, or the Nympho on board. But Hey, I am just the madman running this ship.
 
Nympho? Who? Maybe we should counsel this sophant on proper ettiquete? This is the Imperial Navy, not some tramp merchant!

Ens. Ungrrgh Asyetunamed
Squeaks when walking on water.

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Nympho? Where? Don't worry, I'll cure her! *Evil grin*

RV ;)
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
And what the HELL do you have against TRAMP MERCHANTS?????? :mad:
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And the men and "ladys" who Crew them???? :mad:
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Tramp Merchies are hazards in space. Always broken down, the crew is barely if at all certified to operate their equipment and most of them are criminals. Better to expand the Imperial Merchant Marine to cover more runs and scrap most of those ships and crews. *Brushes butterbar* From what I've read, the merchant marine can do it better and cheaper than Tramps.

Ens. Ungrrgh Asyetunnamed
Imperial Navy
Squeaky Clean Ensign Pro 2

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Ohhhhhboy, that kid's in for a world of hurt. (psst TJ, may wanna tone it down just a bit, kids on the board and all)

RV
Scoundrel of the Seven Systems
 
Originally posted by Capt. Blacklight:
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Aye ser. Either that, or reminiscent of a certain bear joke...
"Ya dinnae come here fer the Huntin', now did ya lad?"- a bear winking at a cowering human hunter... ;)
I love that JOKE [/QB]</font>[/QUOTE]_________________________________________________
I see an evil plot device appearing...
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!!!
(though ye'd like that- :cool: :D ;)
 
Originally posted by RabidVargr:
Nympho? Who? Maybe we should counsel this sophant on proper ettiquete? This is the Imperial Navy, not some tramp merchant!

Ens. Ungrrgh Asyetunamed
Squeaks when walking on water.

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Nympho? Where? Don't worry, I'll cure her! *Evil grin* RV ;)
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That would be PO2 Sasha Terrel, Gunner's mate of the FLT section, for "Lawn Dart 1."
Cure her?? hahahahha, Oh that ensign has a LOT to learn hasn't he? LOL!

evil rat bastidge GM #1,
Mike Rourke
"da cook"
 
Originally posted by Capt. Blacklight:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by trader jim:
I am startin to wonder if any of your crewmwn have any really "good" TATTOOS....maybe they have some of the "new" ones that move around under the skin and make different pictures and scenes...or mayby some of the old fashioned kind that were "pounded" into the skin with needle and ink!!!
Ship Policy on that is...
I don't care.
But no one has come forward and said anything about tattoos...or Jewelery. Or anything weird.. Unless you count the furry issue starting, or the Nympho on board. But Hey, I am just the madman running this ship.
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Last time I checked, the tatto man, PO3 Kwazi Cheng-Tze (late and unlamented, shot by laser carbine and 3 rd 10mm burst by Mike & Baron SvG during the mutiny) was dead. SHorty has some tats, but they're a Belter tatt (an asteroid map), and a Navy one (the ISS Voroshilev BB-D)on his forearms.
No one has asked about anyone else...

RB-GM#1
Mike rourke
"da cook"
 
RV...what cha said about TRAMP MERCHANTS....sooooowhats your point???


My first Traveller merchant ship was an "ol" rust Bucket, named "the Lady was a Tramp"


still have it AND the Stats around here somewhere. matter of fact she still on duty in the "back waters"...but i wont tell you where...great adventure stuff...
 
Now you should see the TATTS on those "ladys" and gents...what a raunchy Crew....some of those Tatts are probably agin the Law!!! :eek:
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Originally posted by trader jim:
RV...what cha said about TRAMP MERCHANTS....sooooowhats your point???
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RV was speaking "in character" fer his PC, Ensign Ungrrgh Asyetunamed, soon to be the newest PC abaord ISS Ursula, who is a Imperial merchant Marine Vargr spacer, not a free Tradesman-hence the IC bias.

RB-GM#1
Mike rourke
"da cook"
 
Nympho? Where? Don't worry, I'll cure her! *Evil grin*
You know, for a long time I dreamed of dedicating my life to helping nymphomaniacs suffering from short term memory disorder. Never worked out. . .

:D
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
RV...what cha said about TRAMP MERCHANTS....sooooowhats your point???
I didn't say anything about Trampies. I love em, they've usually got interesting stuff onboard and the crew tastes like chicken. He said he didn't like your ships *points at Ens. Ungrrgh*

RV
 
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