Of course, being a MacroSoft piece of software, over time it suffers from the phenomena known as 'bit rot'. Initially, it starts out pleasant, if a bit saucy. Then it moves into occasionally petulant and moody, some parts of the month. Then on to actively hostile. And finally into coldly dismissive, eventually ignoring all control inputs.
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<No, not bitter... Me?! Never!>