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Space Oprah?

seeing as it seems to be turning into an ongoing episode of that wealthy lady's tv show in here, i was wondering:-

which issues/characters come up on the eqivilent holo broadcast on regina circa 1107?

(no disrespect intended to those with difficult issues)
 
"Are the Zhodani really a threat or are they just misunderstood?"

"Men are from the Sword Worlds and women are from Darrien Space"

"Female Aslan and comfortable shoes"

"Near-C Rocks, the band that is taking over the music scene in the Spinward Marches"

"A tell-all interview with a former butler of Dulinor"

"Imperial courtesans, empowered ladies of the court or just another form of jewelry for the nobles"


I'd be a bit tough to come up with a lot, most of the stuff that daytime talk shows feature is pop culture and pretty current. That is why people deride daytime talk shows - no depth.
 
1. Should Vargr ⌧ be allowed in Imperial space?

2. My daughter married a Vargr and my son married an Aslan what am I to do.

3.My husband is a space merchant . Should I tell him I am a prostitute while he is away?

4.Keep that starport out of my backyard they are a bunch of filthy aliens!

5.Droyne makeovers.

6. Varger Chef Vilgrrpargur shows his recipes.

7. Zodani men can read my mind but they can't lower the toilet seat.

I obviously need to get out more.
 
Zohdani Mind sheilds (how well do they work?)

Ophar the Psychic speaks to your dead ancestors.

Lifestyles of the Imperial nobility.

On the road with a tramp Far Trader

Can Trader Jims socks really stop a charging Vargr at 10 paces?
:eek:
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What really goes in to the making of "Blue Dip"
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The Hivers made me do it! (true confessions of under age drinkers and drivers).
 
The Droyne: Major Race, or Minor Nuisance?

What's the Deal with Chirpers, anyways?

Aslan: the over-rating of a Furry Menace.
 
Thank you for tuning into Channel 11,047-Q

Next on Iiriireginirimi Siriirii
Vargr chef Gvasoutu discovers that his mate has been cheating with her K’kree roommate.
Tomorrow . . .
Instapack Noodles, tasty treat or part of the vast Hiver Conspiracy! You decide! :eek:

Later on Imperium Tonight : The Imperial Marines and their Sabers, Outdated pig stickers or necessary weapon? Tonight’s Special guests will be Force Commander Iikenaasireres Iramiik of the Imperial Marine Corps and Dr. Pierpont Usbringer of the High Energy Weapons Research Center here on Regina.
 
The all Hiver Goth Rock band “The Bulimic Starfish”…
Are hidden messages in their music corrupting our youth?
 
Sex in the Imperium...How do all those extra terrestrials do it? How will inter species sex and or breading affect us in the future? :eek:

Dr. Pill confronts another parent who is letting their child do as they wish.

The son of a famous Baron refuses to go into the family business and has chosen instead to go through life as a member of a rock band.
 
Puppy love: Is a human-vargr relationship taking furry love too far?

My daughter is a Zhodani Sex Slave! [oh wait, that's Jerry Springer...]
 
Psions and Squibs. Who should be in charge? Who can we trust?
(Where do Muggles fit in to the scenario? No...Thats another thread ;) )
 
"Back Off...He's Mine!"
"Surprise!" (cousins Andrea and Nikki break up with their boyfriends Corey and Rashad only to find out they're both involved with Stevie)
An Ine Givar Family
An Ine Givar Wedding
Back Off Mom! (panelists discuss why they want their mothers to stay out of their relationships)
Are They Off the Streets? (updates on whether past guests who were prostitutes are off the streets yet)
Zack...The 70 Pound Baby! (the parents of Zack, a 70-pound, 18-month-old boy, discuss what life has been like for them and ask for help in finding out why Zack is so large)
I Won't Stop Prostituting! (panelists try to convince a young woman to get out of the life of prostitution, while her husband supports her working as a prostitute)
I Worked as a Sideshow Freak (people with severe deformities or out-of-the-ordinary physical characteristics discuss their lives working in carnival or circus sideshows)
My Eight-Year-Old Scares Me (parents discuss their children's violent behavior)

The more things change, the more they stay the same...
 
Victims of the Princess Wave...
Relief efforts for victims of the Princess Wave hampered by Imperial red tape...
Imperial Emergency Management official Resigns position due to incompetence…
Where are all the Billions of credits for disaster relief efforts really going?...

Does your computer contain an AI?...Is it watching every move you make?...Are you getting paranoid?...

Live from the Third Rock it's Saturday Night!!!...
 
Originally posted by Baron W. The PreacherMan:
Sex in the Imperium...How do all those extra terrestrials do it? How will inter species sex and or breading affect us in the future? :eek:
Is this in combination with a cooking show Baron?!
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