Trader Jims Oxygen Extractor

[trader jim]

Honest Guys.....I didnt Know they were Vorpal Bunnie Pellets when i crushed em up and used em for the 02 Extractor...or the added Air Filter...
Guys.... I had NO idea you would end up breathing RABBITT SH** at 12 FATHOMS....

TRADER JIM HITS THE DOOR RUNNING!!!!

Gets away again!!!!!

 

[Liam Devlin]

This Just IN...TNS reports Imperial patents office/replacement O2 filtres fer the TJ-systems Inc mouth held breathing apparatus.

SHADIS, Ltd of Foreven Sector announced today (patent pending) replacing the 10mm filtres for the TJ-systems, INC. O2 Oxygenator device found last month to be using compacted VB dung (albeit recycled) with new sterile TL-8 produced charcoal filters (miniturized). These replacement filtres can be had for the low price of only 1credit (pkg of four). Several prestellar worlds on both sides of the Imperial frontier are backlogged with orders, trying to keep up with demand.

Following on the heels of the colossal sales of this water world aiding device for workers and recreationalists alike, stocks in SHADIS shot up to a thre week high since the absorbtion of Lotus Ltd of Saurus/VILIS/Spinward marches last month.

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by trader jim:
Honest Guys.....I didnt Know they were Vorpal Bunnie Pellets when i crushed em up and used em for the 02 Extractor...or the added Air Filter...
Guys.... I had NO idea you would end up breathing RABBITT SH** at 12 FATHOMS....

TRADER JIM HITS THE DOOR RUNNING!!!!

Gets away again!!!!!

But not far enough.

As TJ runs around a corner, a leg sticks out and trips him. Three people surround TJ.

Leaving so soon, Trader Jim? We have alot to discuss. Gentlemen, convey the Diver's Guild feelings towards the TJ O2 Extractors

 

[trader jim]

DAMN....lost more sales to SHADIS Ltd!!!!.....gotta do something!!!!......HHHHmmnnn...BINGO,BOINK!!!!....
got it!!!!....let em sweat for awhile first.....heheheheh......

 

[trader jim]

to late...you got the wrong guy!!!....one of my doubles...he knows NOTHING!!!....

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by trader jim:
to late...you got the wrong guy!!!....one of my doubles...he knows NOTHING!!!....

Wells that's his problem. We are not looking for info. Just delivering a message.

 

[Liam Devlin]

Originally posted by trader jim:
DAMN....lost more sales to SHADIS Ltd!!!!.....gotta do something!!!!......HHHHmmnnn...BINGO,BOINK!!!!....
got it!!!!....let em sweat for awhile first.....heheheheh......

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