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What eateries are in your Universe.

Timerover51

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In line with the thread on what is the favorite food and drink in your universe, what are the favorite eateries? What are the food places that show up on nearly every planet and starport? Sort of like McDonalds on every 4th street corner or mall, Denny's near hotels and mall, White Castles about as common as McDonalds, Waffle Houses, that sort of restaurant. Not the high society restaurant, where the meals cost a week's pay, unless you want to toss a few of them in as well. Just a place where you can grab a quick meal without have to worry about being poisoned.

I will toss out a few ideas for my Piper-Norton Sector. In the Sword Sub-sector, a popular place at all of the Space Viking bases and settlements is the Blue Star Public House, purveyor of high quality victuals for the discerning palate at a reasonable cost. Supplied with food from the Amish/Mennonite planet of Vinland, the restaurants are clearly an order of magnitude over the typical White Star Station place, serving a sit-down menu of excellent food. The menu is not extensive, but you get a lot of food for your money. (see the Menu of the Blue Gate Restaurant in Shipshewana, Indiana for an example. Shameless plug for one of my favorite eating places.)

White Star Station: the classic fast food place, featuring whatever meat is available nearby, be it mammal, reptile, bird, or fish, or maybe something in-between. Think White Castle if you are in the U.S. The standard fare is a small meat burger, normally referred to as sliders (and maybe other words as well), some form of fried root or vegetable, and a non-alcoholic beverage. Buy a lot of the burgers to be filled up. They are cheap eats.

The Terran-Lunar Inn: featuring anything that is eatable in the area, guaranteed not to poison you. Normally present in or just outside any starport, depending on how fastidious the starport is. Alcohol is limited to whatever beer can be made locally.

Robert's Place: A combination bar, restaurant, and gambling hall (think Rick's Cafe in Casablanca) Widely spread through the sector, with only one location, right outside the starport, on each planet. An ancient Terran movie is shown on a regular basis. Food is good, drinks are cheap, beware of loosing your wallet, the tables are not rigged.
 
My friend and I refer to those place as "All you can stand Chinese food".
Eh. Lost a few of those places around here in the pandemic years. Some were decent, some were marginal... Also a couple of Korean BBQ and shabu shabu places gone from around here too, and I miss those too.
 

Lone Star Steakhouse

A ubiquitous restaurant chain throughout Imperial space, it bills itself as “the most authentic Terran Steakhouse” outside of Terra itself and is a wholly owned subsidiary of Ling-Standard Products. Found primarily in starports proper as anchor establishments and startowns as free-standing structures throughout the Imperium at A, B, and C-class facilities. Famous for wandering costumed musicians that serenade the customers with traditional Terran ballads such La Negra, Wanted Dead or Alive, or Black Magic Woman and for the scantily-clad servers wandering the floor serving various preparations of roasted (“flame-kissed”) meat or meat substitutes directly off of skewers to the patrons, it also features a large “antipasto buffet” made of various cured meats and fish, pickled and brined vegetables and fungi, and cheeses. A brisk business is also done in take-out meals known as “charcuterie boards” and “ceviche cups” and there is usually an adjoining bar or “saloon” known as Hooters featuring live music and dancers that customers can enjoy while they wait for a table.
See Also: Ling-Standard Products, Starport, Startown
 
Lone Star Steakhouse
This was an actual restaurant chain that we used to enjoy. Food was good, prices were good. They'd play country music, and once an hour, the servers would stop everything and perform a line dance routine in the aisles.

They're gone now. They shut down. They literally locked the doors and put a note on them telling the staff they were out of work and who to contact to get their check.
 
Robert's Place: A combination bar, restaurant, and gambling hall (think Rick's Cafe in Casablanca) Widely spread through the sector, with only one location, right outside the starport, on each planet. An ancient Terran movie is shown on a regular basis. Food is good, drinks are cheap, beware of loosing your wallet, the tables are not rigged.
Traditionally, winning gamblers are expected to donate a small amount to "The Police Benefits Fund". It's all in good fun, the money is used to buy free meal tickets for the restaurant during holidays.
 
I include the Interstellar House of Pancakes, because Waffle Hab-Module doesn't roll off the tongue smoothly enough.
It's five thirty in the morning and Midas is in a weird humor mode.
(Courtesy of Two & 1/2 Men: "If big boobed girls work at Hooters, where do one legged girls work?)
1) Pirate themed. The waitstaff straps one ankle to their thigh, puts on a pegleg, and pretends to be one legged.
2) Playboy themed. The waitstaff wears bunny suits and hops up the table to take orders. (No, they don't try to hop to deliver the order).
 
Run by Virus...

Food is terrible, Ellio's frozen pizza is better. None of the games work, place is filthy. You only go to watch the Karens brawl.
Hmmm, Five Hours at Chucky's sounds like a great survival horror scenario.

Or even worse if that's what the Ship's Steward on the Free Trader has arranged for the Hospitality Staff . . . for a Week in Jumpspace.
 
This was an actual restaurant chain that we used to enjoy. Food was good, prices were good. They'd play country music, and once an hour, the servers would stop everything and perform a line dance routine in the aisles.

They're gone now. They shut down. They literally locked the doors and put a note on them telling the staff they were out of work and who to contact to get their check.

Yeah, but when I needed a restaurant for a scenario once, I couldn't pass up such a perfect name for a Traveller establishment. Then I had fun thinking about how I could keep the idea and have it make sense for the players but still kinda wrong for a 21st century understanding of what a steakhouse is. I also have an upscale "pizza joint" that serves flatbreads, turnovers (sweet and savory), and dumplings named Marinara.

D.
 
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