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Why being a geek can be good sometimes...

I shouldn't, but...

Bad SW geek pickup line #161...

"Is that a lightsaber in my pants or am I just glad to see ya?"
 
"Rebel Scum, blast them." (referring to my loutish friends)..."now, ladies may I buy you a drink? Perhaps, some Andorian ale or would you prefer something finer. I have an extensive wine collection back at the mansion. Yes, this hunk of junk is the fastest ship in the galaxy it will make the Kissel run in 12 parsecs."

The Stormtroopers are all supposed to be the Clones grown during the Clone-Droid wars. So these Femtroopers would be all like twins. Being captured by the Sithvixens could be quite a pleasurable experience.

With apologies to all the female Traveller players, it seems like men like nothing more a woman who combines their passion of gaming/science fiction and dressing up accordingly. I think they even mocked it on Friends once and called the Princess Leia fetish...as most of us are starved for our significant others to acknowledge their hobby in a meaningful way.**

**not only like mine which tore up some pretty rare rpgs recently when she lost her cool because I put a glass dish in the wrong drawer...
 
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