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You know you're really into traveller when...

You drive along the road figuring out how many dtons of cargo space each vehicle would take up, and which ones would need double deck height. (5dt for a standard container, and maybe 10 for the whole truck in a double-height cargo bay?)
 
- You have files of ship designs that exceed your MP3 collection in size.

- - You designed most of them.
 
Originally posted by Aramis:
- You have files of ship designs that exceed your MP3 collection in size.

- - You designed most of them.
Excellent!

- You send character sheets of yourself to job interviews.

-- You ask about mustering out benefits at job interviews.
 
When you see a pair of underwear that has the "FTL" logo and the first thing you think of is
FASTER THAN LIGHT BRIEFS!

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Shall I compare thee to a mild Lairs Summer day?
Thou art more hairy and less temperate
Rough windes do shake packs tails of Maie,
And Sommers lease hath all to short a date
Sometime too bright the eye of heaven shines,
And often is her red complexion dimm’d,
And every faire from faire some-time declines,
By chance, or natures changing course untrim’d
But thy eternall raid shall not fade,
Nor loose preys of that faire thou ow’st,
Nor shall death brag thou wandr’st in his shade,
When in eternall lines to time thou grow’st,
So long as the pack can breath or eyes can see,
So long lives this, and this gives loots to thee.
 
Is this a plasma pistol which I see before me,
The stock toward my hand?
Come, let me clutch thee.
I have thee not, and yet I see thee still.
Art thou not, fatal vision, sensible
To feeling as to sight? or art thou but
A plasma pistol of the mind, a false creation,
Proceeding from the heat-oppressed brain?
I see thee yet, in form as palpable
As this which now I draw.

------
Old Zhodani Poem
 
LOL!! Ah, Shakespriashav is *so* much more amusing in it's original Zhdatl....

In my hometown we have a Museum of Flight. In that museum there is an upright board with an image of NASA EVA gear... The faceplate of the helmet is cut out so that you may be photographed with your face in the helmet....

Me, I was wondering if I could sneak my old Malamute in.....
 
Me, I was wondering if I could sneak my old Malamute in.....
Hell, a photoshop job would look cool enough.

TheEngineer - I assume Flynn means an Alaskan Malamute. Its a sled dog breed, very vargr like in the face.
 
Hehehe. I was checking the Dailies, saw veltyen's comment, and thought he was talking about me. I couldn't remember saying anything that might be misconstrued as an Alaskan Malamute, so I had to drop in and check it out. :D I then realized TheEngineer and veltyen were speaking about Ganidiirsi, not myself.

I love the thread. There are some excellent ones, some of which I've actually done.


Okay, my contributions:

- You love the old fanzines so much that you learn how to publish your own when no one else steps up to the plate.
- Your wife, who has never played the game, recognizes the names of the major races and several of the sectors simply by living with you, and occasionally makes jokes appropriate to the setting.
- Your friends introduce you as the Traveller Guy to new people they've met at parties.
- People think you have a degree in astrophysics because you can hold your own in discussions about the possibilities of interstellar flight.
- People drop your name when trying to join other Traveller games, in the hopes that it will get them a seat in the game.
- You wonder where the local chapter of the Psionics Institute is lcoated, because you're sure that it is not in Egypt like DGP says it is, at least not now.
- You mentally convert the sci-fi movies and TV shows you watch into Traveller stats and lay them out in either the Adventure Nugget or EPIC format.
- You watch science shows on the various cable channels solely to gain ideas for background flavor for the worlds you're developing.
- You keep track of the major Traveller authors you've met, and cherish your collection of autographed gaming supplements.
- You paid more than $50 on eBay for a Traveller supplement you will likely never use, simply because you needed it for your collection.
- You've had longer and more frequent conversations about Traveller gaming with people on the other side of the planet than you typically spend chatting about office politics with your co-workers around the water cooler.
- Your first two thoughts when seeing Firefly for the first time were: "I didn't know Joss Whedon played..." and "How'd Joss get the rights to make a Traveller TV series from Marc?"
- You've seriously considered learning how to produce an audio drama online for the sole purpose of creating a Traveller series.
- The only reason you stopped your plans for creating a Traveller audio drama series is because it would interfere with your fanzine production and your Traveller gaming.

Okay, I'll stop here.


Enjoy,
Flynn
 
Not so interesting, but true for me:

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  • You have multiple copies of the rules so you can keep one at work.</font>
  • Your only piece of fanfic ever is a Traveller story.</font>
  • You fund your gaming habit by writing Traveller articles.</font>
  • When you decided to get yourself published, the only thing you could think of to write was something for Traveller.</font>
  • Your Traveller collection (and it is a collection, including things you consider useless but keep anyway) outnumbers the rest of your RPG library.</font>
  • Your idea of fun is creating maps of unpublished sectors based on unclear dotmaps, and you've written software to help you do it.</font>
John
 
Hey, Flynn, I haven't gone over the $45 mark for a single item on eBay, yet! :D Of course, that may have to change if I ever want that 1st Sky Raiders book....
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You might also add:
- Folks seek you out when they travel, just to buy you dinner - because they "met" you on these boards. ;)
- You have a 50MB Excel file to generate random subsectors using LBB6.
 
Up to page 25 of a 75 to 90 page screenplay of a fan film based on a character you invented for a fan-fiction novel.
 
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