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Starship owner's manual.

"At no extra charge your dealership may offer a clear coat that'll protect your Sylean Class Battleship from micrometeorites for the first ten-thousand miles, or five minutes, whichever comes first... note that said clear coat looks like water, acts like water, tastes like water, even has the chemical makeup of two hydrogen atoms combined to one oxygen, but, trust us, it's not water :devil: ..."

It's Polywater!(TM)
 
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