A useful technobable generator...

[Enoki]

When in doubt befuddle them with BS! :rant:

http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/malfunctionmaker.htm

http://www.scifiideas.com/technobabble-generator/

 

[whartung]

I need to add these to my unknown runtime exceptions in my applications

 

[Brian Smaller]

The first thing I generated was "Red Alert - the coffee machine has shorted again"