All Things Vargr

[BRover]

What do call a Vargr ship?

A bark.

Does this make you a wag? (Thereby hangs a tail . . .)

 

[Condottiere]

An alert Vargr is an aware wolf.

 

[BRover]

Condottiere, if we aren't careful, they might call the wolfhound pack out on us . . .

Hey! Were Vargr uplifted to enjoy puns? Do they greet them with resounding howls?

 

[Grav_Moped]

Vargr verbal puns are more obnoxious than the ones they type on digital media.

Their bark is worse than their byte.

 

[BRover]

Fangs a lot!

 

[Condottiere]

Vargr who only consume organic food are a bio wolf.

 

[Condottiere]

Favourite holiday?

Howl 'o' ween.

 

[BRover]

 

[Deldarius]

A lost Vargr is a where-wolf.

 

[BRover]

A colored or patterned cloth-maker Vargr is a dyer-wolf.

A lumberjack Vargr is a timber wolf.

A tailor Vargr--or a friction and lubrication engineer Vargr--is a wear wolf.

A communist Vargr is a Red wolf; an aging Vargr is a gray wolf.

 

[Condottiere]

https://i.imgur.com/MSSGSV9.png

Loan wolf.

 

[BackworldTraveller]

This may just be Bitchin', but I had hoped for high quality Vargr jokes. I've been sold a pup!

 

[The Pakkrat]

Introducing new, easy to use, tablet Hand Computers for Vargr, the PawPad!

 

[Condottiere]

Paws for effect.

Scout.

First contact.

 

[BackworldTraveller]

Paws for effect.

Scout.

First contact.

So, the scout's the one on the right, right?

 

[BRover]

So, the scout's the one on the right, right?

Gotta be. Isn't Shaggy from the Other service? (a likely drifter)

 

[Condottiere]

Rumour has it they were connoisseurs of Pipeweed, which was why they were constantly snacking.

 

[BRover]

Introducing new, easy to use, tablet Hand Computers for Vargr, the PawPad!

Wasn't there a child's song about these that we used to sing?
"Pickin' up PawPads,
Puttin'em in a pocket . . .
way down yonder in the PawPad patch?"

Added note: I wonder if they come from the new Rift campaign, set in the Near Side of Yonder?

 

[Condottiere]

Difference between Sword Worlders and Vargr could be they're late stage Vikings, thus more organized and culturally homogeneous.

Though I don't recall a trading tradition with the doggies.

 

[Condottiere]

Vargrbonds - wolfish murder hobos.