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OTU Only: Aslan Electronic Hair Remover?

How can you tell a human crewing on a Vargr vessel? He's the one with hair all over him.

My dog is a mixed breed with some Chow in him. He's got an undercoat, and during shedding season, we sometimes have doggie tumbleweeds rolling through the house. I've had to stop our maid, who comes once a week, from committing suicide. When I wear black slacks to work, people think I'm wearing Angora.

In considering this, I started wondering about the hairier races in Traveller: Aslan and Vargr.

Can you imagine what the inside of a Vargr starship looks like? The hair alone! I bet it's like a soft layer that covers the entire ship--it sinks in an inch when you step on it.

And, they've got to have it on their clothes all the time.

I'm thinking most Vargr don't care.

But, the Aslan. They're too prideful. (Not that the Vargr aren't prideful--they just don't care about hair.) I'm thinking that the Aslan probably have some sort of device that takes care of the hair for them. Maybe something akin to an air atomizer--something that would make hair non-clingy and fall ot the ground. Then, another device--a strip along the base of the walls, attracts hair like a maget attracts metal. The hair is collected in this wall strip then disposed of in the ship's trash.

They probably have portable devices, too, to groom themselves when not operating in Aslan space.

Thoughts?
 
Then, another device--a strip along the base of the walls, attracts hair like a magnet attracts metal. The hair is collected in this wall strip then disposed of in the ship's trash.

And so was invented... the Auto-Tongue.

I don't think dogs do this, but cats lick themselves for several reasons - one is to get rid of excess fur. That's why you hear about cats coughing up a furball.
 
Spinward Did you really have to do that?

Now I'm seeing a Vargr ship looking like the van from Dumb and Dumber...:nonono:

And then there's Aslan fur balls...:eek:
 
Ducts, and filters, and maintenance, oh my!

"Yeah, yeah, this is Bay 327. How long ya stayin'. Uh-huh. Yes, port fees are 100Cr for the first week, there after, 100Cr a day. Say...how the hell do you pronounce the name of your vessel, E-A-K-U-A? What? It's Aslan. Oh, well then, why didn't you say so. Port fees are 1,000Cr a day, starting from day one. You know....for the fur an all."





Just think of meals aboard a ship when the cook/steward is an Aslan or a Vargr. Think they'd wear a fur-net?

Care for some meatcake?
 
The Vargr might still use an auto-tongue, but for a different reason........

As for the Flowbee - why does the image of the Cowardly Lion once he's all primped come to mind?

Seriously, though, I think there might be elaborate grooming rituals involved for the Aslan. Special combs and such for the traditional. Maybe something more mechanical and less involved for those wandering.

I have an Australian Cattle Dog (not an Australian Shepherd, but the dingo one), and they "blow" hair. Once or twice a year, they just dump all the worn-out hair. So, there's no real shedding. It's kinda nice, as long as their "lair" is somewhere not in your living area.
 
Try a Corgi. Ours has destroyed at least three vacuum cleaners including the Dyson one that is supposedly able to vacuum up dog hair no problem. I think he was bred to shed and not do much else... :oo:
 
---while searching through a Vargr ambassor's medicince cabinet during a posh party, you discover a vial containing flea shampoo---

Can you say blackmail....
 
I'd dare say the first person to open a Furminator on the edge of Varg or Aslan space would have bean set for life, and the licensing fees would let his grand-kids buy planets out of petty cash
 
"bred to shed"

Sounds like genetic engineering gone wrong. Blame the Ancients!

That could make an interesting bioweapon against a population prone to allergies.

Human: Why do you keep itching yourself?
Vargr: I don't know. I think I drank something funny last night.
* * * *
Assistant: Sir? Everyone in Startown just started sneezing.
Startown Mayor: I want all Vargr escorted back across the extrality line immediately! Ahhhchoooo!

The Vargr might still use an auto-tongue, but for a different reason...

I think you hurt my imagination.

:oo:

:file_21:
 
Now, would they outlaw Nair in Aslan territory?

:file_21:

And here's me with 82dTons of a cargo hold full of it...:mad:

Then there's Fleas and Ticks. Would "Front Line" (Chemical Warfare?) have another meaning other than military deployment?:oo:
 
A good engineer doesn't short out the power plant. So, never hire an Aslan or Vargr engineer who is hairless.:devil:
 
A good engineer doesn't short out the power plant. So, never hire an Aslan or Vargr engineer who is hairless.:devil:

One of the PC's in my last TNE 1210's era game was a vargr... and wound up hairless... and was the engineer... well the sound engineer, at least... (1 term navy, 3 terms Journalist, and then into the RCES as the assistant engineer and the ship's historian.)

But, yeah, explaining why one has no fur left is going to require some careful discussion.
 
One of the PC's in my last TNE 1210's era game was a vargr... and wound up hairless... and was the engineer... well the sound engineer, at least... (1 term navy, 3 terms Journalist, and then into the RCES as the assistant engineer and the ship's historian.)

But, yeah, explaining why one has no fur left is going to require some careful discussion.

Kinky girlfriend? :D
 
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