game scenes

[flykiller]

primitive planet, trade negotiations ...

scout pilot: "so, looking to sell anything else?"

grandma: "well my granddaughter there needs to get married. have anyone available?"

scout pilot: "you're ... looking to get rid of your granddaughter?"

grandma: "well she needs a husband."

granddaughter: (from around corner) "NO I DON'T!"

grandma: "well what else you gonna do? there's nothin' around hyah!"

scout pilot: "uh ...", steps around corner, comes up short against .50 cal flintlock that granddaughter is pushing in his face. "hold on ..."

granddaughter: "BACK OFF!"

grandma: "jenny! how you ever gonna get a husband if you're always waving that contraption at every boy that comes near you!"

scout pilot: "hey, I'm interested ..."

granddaughter: "NO WAY!"

scout pilot: "... no, I don't want to buy you, I want to buy your gun."

(game group falls apart laughing, game referee falls on the floor laughing)

granddaughter: "... WHAT!"

scout pilot: "I like your gun, it's antique, I collect antiques. how much?"

granddaughter: "... 2000 credits!"

grandma: (smiling proudly)

scout pilot: "no no, how much did you pay for it? I'll pay double."

granddaughter: "OK, 2000 credits!"

grandma: (smiling very proudly)

scout pilot: "OK, 2000 credits."

granddaughter: "... you can have it when I've left!"

 

[Jame]

o: :rofl: :rofl:

Antiques, 2000 credits. NPC scene stealing, priceless!

 

[Supplement Four]

Love these moments in games. You can't plan 'em. They just happen.

Well done. :rofl:

 

[Adam Dray]

:rofl::rofl: