pendragonman
Absent Friends Margrave
Smoked for at least 15 hours. Cherry wood smoke.
"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"
- Thread starter Liam Devlin
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Smoked for at least 15 hours. Cherry wood smoke.
Taters?
AKA: Potatoes
A tubular root grown originally on Terra but exported to many populated planets with a Terra like atmosphere.
AKA: Potatoes
Yep.
There is always one...sellout. Probably a spy converted from lost trade mission..or something, no matter, he's K'kree sympathizer. Get him! :devil:
Smoked, roasted, chopped up for burgers - I don't care, there is just something satisfying about eating a delicious herbivore that not only tastes good, but would have wanted to kill me and destroy my race and culture if permitted. Sorta mixes in the normal food cravings with a spice of revenge and "Take that, you bigoted son of a mare." Probably even better if the cuts come from a K'Kree warrior or leader class personally defeated in combat.
I'd bet this sort of psychology goes double for Vargr; they must really look forward to the feasting after a battle w K'Kree (assuming the wolves win).
Mmm, smoked Centaur Burritos w cheese and picante!
I'd bet this sort of psychology goes double for Vargr; they must really look forward to the feasting after a battle w K'Kree (assuming the wolves win).
Mmm, smoked Centaur Burritos w cheese and picante!
How do you feel about eating humans who wanted to kill you and destroy your race and culture?
I find the notion of eating any sapient being highly distasteful (pun intended).
Hans
Cannibalism = Nausea. :nonono:
But K'Kree are cattle (or more like horses, in GT) that somehow got intelligence and are applying that intelligence to genocide against any non-herbivores they can get away with. Not the same thing, to me. De gustibus, etc.
I raise beef cattle. Two-year-old bulls at 1600-1800 pounds outweigh me by a LOT, and have muscle to back it up. If one turns aggressive and comes after me (generally a result of a mistake on my part; best not to be in corral with one like that!) I have found my best defense is to stand my ground, take a fighting stance, look them in the eye and channel my hunter/chaser ancestors with a good roar to remind them who is the predator here and who is the prey. Usually that is enough to turn them away; if not, a good punch in the nose (along with dodging the charge) will do it. Note: this is not a situation I seek out. Have only had to do it a few times. Much better to be on other side of strong fence from a bull in this kind of mood!
If I butchered my own (which I don't, I sell them at stockyard and buy my steaks at Kroger like anyone else), I think I would take a bit of special pleasure in eating one that had given me problems or tried to attack me. That is what I have in mind in thinking about K'Kree.
Not that anything in this thread is entirely serious, as far as I can tell.
But K'Kree are cattle (or more like horses, in GT) that somehow got intelligence and are applying that intelligence to genocide against any non-herbivores they can get away with. Not the same thing, to me. De gustibus, etc.
I raise beef cattle. Two-year-old bulls at 1600-1800 pounds outweigh me by a LOT, and have muscle to back it up. If one turns aggressive and comes after me (generally a result of a mistake on my part; best not to be in corral with one like that!) I have found my best defense is to stand my ground, take a fighting stance, look them in the eye and channel my hunter/chaser ancestors with a good roar to remind them who is the predator here and who is the prey. Usually that is enough to turn them away; if not, a good punch in the nose (along with dodging the charge) will do it. Note: this is not a situation I seek out. Have only had to do it a few times. Much better to be on other side of strong fence from a bull in this kind of mood!
If I butchered my own (which I don't, I sell them at stockyard and buy my steaks at Kroger like anyone else), I think I would take a bit of special pleasure in eating one that had given me problems or tried to attack me. That is what I have in mind in thinking about K'Kree.
Not that anything in this thread is entirely serious, as far as I can tell.
Eating sapient being = Nausea. :nonono:.
Same thing to me.
That's why I didn't say anything in post #2 (I'm not sure if I've said anything before post #287; I may have and I can't be bothered to go back through the posts to check). If people think discussing something that is just as distasteful as cannibalism in a spirit of fun and frolic, who am I to rain on their parade? That's my philosophy. But occasionally I slip and follow my guts instead of my philosophy. And my guts tell me that this thread is highly distasteful, whatever it's level of seriousness or lack thereof.Not that anything in this thread is entirely serious, as far as I can tell.
Hans
I never got past High Society. Perhaps I need a few more phonebooks in my collection.
Tee-hee.
It is in one of the early ones before his classic run for Pope, which also has a priceless line. That is a dude I would vote, talk about honest.
In the finest Wari' tradition.
You all do understand that one of the traditions of warfare cannibalism was to devour your enemy in order to take his best traits into you. And the K'Kree are militant herbivores - which means ...
So, do Zombie K'Kree yell, "GRAAAIIIIINNNNSSSS"?
probably the best way with such old and tough meat, can you imagine the pounding with the tenderiser a senior sergeant would take? Though a nice bit of cool aging might help as well....