A nobleman walks into a startown bar. He walks up to the bartender and declares, "I bet you 10,000Cr I can bite my right eye!" He puts 10,000 Cr down on the bar.
The bartender thinks for a moment, puts 10,000Cr down on the bar, and says, "I've been known to take a bet once in a while. Go ahead!"
The nobleman takes out his cybernetic right eye and bites it. He then takes the money from the bar.
The nobleman says, "I will bet you another 10,000Cr," he puts the bartender's stack of bills back down on the bar, "that I can bite my left eye. No, the other eye isn't cybernetic."
The bartender is looking down at his money and wants it back. He says, "Sure." He puts down another stack of 10,000Cr.
The nobleman takes out his dentures and bites his left eye. He takes the money from the bar.
The nobleman says, "I have to give you a chance to win your money back. I will bet you 50,000Cr that if you line up ten one-liter glasses along these bar stools, I will get up on the stools, and piss into the glasses, and fill each one up to the top while hopping from stool to stool, and never spill a drop."
The bartender says, "No implants, no extra containers?"
The nobleman says, "Completely natural biology only!"
The bartender sighs and says, "I should know better by now, but I really want my money back." He puts down 50,000Cr off to one side and puts out the one-liter glasses.
The nobleman puts down 50,000Cr by the bartender's stack of credits. He hops up on the first bar stool, unzips, and goes to work. His pisses everywhere, the bar, the bartender, and almost the patrons, he never leaves the stool, and misses all the glasses.
The bartender lights up, all smiles, and grabs the money. "Thanks!"
The nobleman, also smiling, "Thank you, as well!"
The bartender says, "Why are you smiling, you lost 50,000Cr!"
The nobleman, "Yeah, but I bet the Aslan standing outside 10,000,000Cr that I could piss all over you and your bar and you would be smiling about it."
o::rofl:
