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Most unusual use for Medical equipment in Trav adventure

Originally posted by Garf:
in a Star Wars campaign I once used the drugs out of a med kit as a bribe.

Good thing it was BEFORE my character decided to turn Jedi.
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Good example! Yes, our survey sez!!! Thanx Garf. ;)
 
I've heard of an attempted rape in the Real World where the ER nurse happened to have a pair of heavy duty hemostat clamps in hand. I understand the damage was significant enough that they amputated the appendage in question.
 
Originally posted by Tanuki:
I've heard of an attempted rape in the Real World where the ER nurse happened to have a pair of heavy duty hemostat clamps in hand. I understand the damage was significant enough that they amputated the appendage in question.
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Our survey sez..............YUS! Clamp! Stat! (owwwwwwwwwwch!) :(
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" Good example. :cool: x5
 
Its not a traveller adventure, but real life (humorious) use of medical equipment...(sort of)

I was working as a security guard at the time (one of MANY jobs I went through to get my A@@ through college) and I was stationed at a local ER for graveyard shift, the nurses had taken a box of condoms, divided them in 'official' looking despensers labeled 'large' and 'medium'...then sat back and watched guys come in and help themslves.....

I have to admit, those ladies (the nurses) have a sense of humor I could apreciate....
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Hey - we could up lift a bunch of Vorpal Bunnies...derss them in White Uniforms....like Nurses....and turn them loose in......naw ....think george already did that!!!!......darn....
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How about this Liam...Vorpal Bunnies Dressed In white nurses uniforms, with white hats....armed with the new TL14 Assult Bedpan????...... :eek: :eek:
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Originally posted by trader jim:
Hey - we could up lift a bunch of Vorpal Bunnies...derss them in White Uniforms....like Nurses....and turn them loose in......naw ....think george already did that!!!!......darn....
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Originally posted by trader jim:
How about this Liam...Vorpal Bunnies Dressed In white nurses uniforms, with white hats....armed with the new TL14 Assult Bedpan????...... :eek: :eek:
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I think your hanging around the Coffee Juice processing plant too long. The fumes are getting to you.
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Garf Garf Garf.....A FLEET ENEMA???....Do i detect a sense of Humor???...is it TL14 at least???... is it a cast iron nozzel???.....does it use COFFEE JUICE or BEEP BEEP JUICE....heheheheh :eek: :eek:
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Originally posted by Garf:
Keep up the jokes and I may have to give you a Fleet(tm)
What ever you do don't give him more ships. It will only give him more excuses to breed Uplifted Combat Vorpal Bunnies. :eek:

He aready has about 120 starships.
 
Funny you mention COFFEE JUICE, George, I gotta fresh pot on.....made it with Vanilla Roast Beans....fresh from StarBucks, good stuff.....made it strong...cream and sugar.....cinnman rolls....wish you were here...could "shoot" the breez and work on my new Freight Line.....need some help banging out details....meet some one on line...like em....never meet....owell...thats life on the Internet.....Imagin...over 1,500 guys that like the same thing you do.....WHAT A HOOT!!!!....
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Originally posted by trader jim:
Funny you mention COFFEE JUICE, George, I gotta fresh pot on.....made it with Vanilla Roast Beans....fresh from StarBucks, good stuff.....made it strong...cream and sugar.....cinnman rolls....wish you were here...could "shoot" the breez and work on my new Freight Line.....need some help banging out details....meet some one on line...like em....never meet....owell...thats life on the Internet.....Imagin...over 1,500 guys that like the same thing you do.....WHAT A HOOT!!!!....
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What name does StarBucks use in marketting CJ? I might have to visit one of the local ones soon. :cool:

What sort of details do you need worked out?

Yeah it's quite amazing there are at least 1640 people with the same interests.

Though I doubt not all of them share your interest in crossbreeding Vorpal Bunnies with people and dressing the offspring in nurse and maid uniforms. :eek:
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On second thought the fleet(tm) Enema comes prepackaged in too small a dose.

I think instead we should rig you up with a continiously irrigated catheter and run this coffee juice stuff instead of water for your bladder irrigation.
 
Suddenly a web page I found off the Strategy Page comes to mind.

http://www.skippyslist.com/

213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the military I direct your attention to:

"145 I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146 Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same."
 
Originally posted by Garf:
Suddenly a web page I found off the Strategy Page comes to mind.

http://www.skippyslist.com/

213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the military I direct your attention to:

"145 I should not drink three quarts of blue food coloring before a urine test.

146 Nor should I drink three quarts of red food coloring, and scream during the same."
You don't need three quarts of blue food coloring.

Try a six pack of Romulan Ales served at Quark's Bar, Star Trek Experience, Las Vegas Hilton! And Urine is not the only thing that goes blue! :eek: :eek:

Trust me. I know. :eek:
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