UP LIFT APES

[matrix cypher]

hey im boostin mine too.... hmmmm what all can we uplift and gentically modify.

how about a crack suicide sqaud of lemmings.

Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
Uh huh. TJ's on an Uplift everything binge. Check his CJ filtres Trader Scott!

 

[matrix cypher]

we get some monkeys and make em mechanics for the engineering section....ala Greese monkeys,

 

[matrix cypher]

Gerbal proctologists

 

[matrix cypher]

just think what kind of money we can make with genetic upgrades TJ

Heck i know a system where they have TL17.

They got brain taping so we can get us some great bodies and switch into em.... now one will ever find us.... and if they do well its also one hell of an insurance plan... we get replaced if we die....the only problem is we got to get there.

Its in solomoni space. No government, 0 law level.

hey wait a minute. i think i got a uncle that works there....

 

[matrix cypher]

oh yeh i forgot to give you the location

http://www.utzig.com/cgi-bin/iai/system_info.pl?Sectors=Langere&Hex=0710

http://www.utzig.com/cgi-bin/iai/map_top.pl

these ar pretty cool atlas maps....

Originally posted by Trader (CJ) Scott:
just think what kind of money we can make with genetic upgrades TJ

Heck i know a system where they have TL17.

They got brain taping so we can get us some great bodies and switch into em.... now one will ever find us.... and if they do well its also one hell of an insurance plan... we get replaced if we die....the only problem is we got to get there.

Its in solomoni space. No government, 0 law level.

hey wait a minute. i think i got a uncle that works there....

 

[matrix cypher]

In case some of you are thinking of legal mean do do things and or get away with them...well i just have a couple of teams of uplifted Sharks trained as Lawyers....

 

[BluWolf]

Hey I got an idea.

Why don't we start by unplifting Humaniti??

 

[trader jim]

All VERY good ideas ...But I need Soldiers and i need em now!!!!......at least 700 Divisions for starters.....

 

[BluWolf]

Originally posted by trader jim:
All VERY good ideas ...But I need Soldiers and i need em now!!!!......at least 700 Divisions for starters.....

Then I would go with the uplifed cochroach!!

They are highly portable. Their gestation rate is exceptional and they can "live off the land" quite literally.

My economist says you can start with 1 division per target world and you will exceed 700 divisions with in 3 months. Give or take a few hundred divisions.

Of course, these target worlds will no longer be of any value what so ever but judging from your past history this is not a concern.

 

[trader jim]

naa.... no Roaches...we tried that...all thaey did
was repoduce and eat the wireing outa the ships ...caused a hella va problem....

 

[themink]

One good point about uplifted roached soldiers is that once they have finished their useful life, you don;t have to pay for their pension. Instead they can become politicians.

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by Trader (CJ) Scott:
Gerbal proctologists

Would they be considered party supplies as a spec. cargo?

(See the Cargo topic in another forum)

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by lord irial:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by George Boyett:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Trader (CJ) Scott:
what about uplifted VBs???

<Capaciter whine>
BAAA-ZAP!!!

That's for suggesting a horrific abomination of nature!!!

</font>[/QUOTE]VBs? I missed something again, didn't I?</font>[/QUOTE]VBs - Vorpal Bunnies

 

[GBoyett]

How about uplifted hamsters?

You can increase thier intelligence and stamina so they can act as spies and saboteurs. Maybe even develop hamster size equipment,armor, and vehicles!*

Better, why not increase thier size so they become a power source. Just make a big wheel connected to a generator.
Nah Been there. Done that. Doh!

Wait, increase thier size, intelligence, and aggressiveness. Make the hamsters upright. Have them trained in melee and martial arts weapons. May be even uplift muskrats to acts as squire!
No. Someone did that already.

*This idea came from an inside joke of a gaming group. We did a backstory that my pet hamster was a battledress/power armor jockey. She was know to take out an entire point of Clan power armor.

 

[Liam Devlin]

Originally posted by George Boyett:
How about uplifted hamsters?

You can increase thier intelligence and stamina so they can act as spies and saboteurs. Maybe even develop hamster size equipment,armor, and vehicles!*

Better, why not increase thier size so they become a power source. Just make a big wheel connected to a generator.
Nah Been there. Done that. Doh!

Wait, increase thier size, intelligence, and aggressiveness. Make the hamsters upright. Have them trained in melee and martial arts weapons. May be even uplift muskrats to acts as squire!
No. Someone did that already.

*This idea came from an inside joke of a gaming group. We did a backstory that my pet hamster was a battledress/power armor jockey. She was know to take out an entire point of Clan power armor.

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Sounds like the competition in the uplift wars...
"She swallowed a Horse to catch the goat; she swallowed the goat to catch the dog; she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, swallowed the cat to catch the bird...but I don't know why she swaloowed the fly...I guess she'll die!"

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
Sounds like the competition in the uplift wars...
"She swallowed a Horse to catch the goat; she swallowed the goat to catch the dog; she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, swallowed the cat to catch the bird...but I don't know why she swaloowed the fly...I guess she'll die!"

Actually when she gets to the horse its:

"I know an old lady who swallowed a horse.
A Horse!
She's did of course!"

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by trader jim:
All VERY good ideas ...But I need Soldiers and i need em now!!!!......at least 700 Divisions for starters.....

Watch Attack of the Clones one too many times?

 

[GBoyett]

With all this talk about uplifting. What about downlifting?

I know couple of academics and social elitist that need thier intelligence reduced as they are a danger to themselves and sociey.

 

[Liam Devlin]

Easy there GAB, we'll get the Ancient Boot to the head fer goin' politically off topic! Mucha s I agre with ye, lets keep it clean,'kay?

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
Easy there GAB, we'll get the Ancient Boot to the head fer goin' politically off topic! Mucha s I agre with ye, lets keep it clean,'kay?

It's not off topic. Just another angle with some viable candidates.

Besides, did I ever mention any RL people? I could have been taking about certain canon NPCs.