"How many Vilani does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Well in the days of the Ziru Sirka, if the Shadow Emperor called for a light bulb to be changed, a thousand committees would spring up to study the problem, a thousand more would carefully craft the finest of solutions and a veritable army of ruthlessly certified light bulb installers would stroll to the task lest they miss something in their carefully controlled and properly approved exuberance!"
(Yes, it's a variation on a joke from a certain genre TV show . . . )
"Well in the days of the Ziru Sirka, if the Shadow Emperor called for a light bulb to be changed, a thousand committees would spring up to study the problem, a thousand more would carefully craft the finest of solutions and a veritable army of ruthlessly certified light bulb installers would stroll to the task lest they miss something in their carefully controlled and properly approved exuberance!"
(Yes, it's a variation on a joke from a certain genre TV show . . . )