I'm appalled. Starcrash was the great Caroline Munroe, Marjoe Gortner, Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff movie epic. Who could forget giant spacestations, in the shape of an enourmous hand, that closed up into a fist when attacked by ships that fired torpedos throuh the stations great stained glass windows that popped open to reveal raygun armed troopers inside. Not to mention robot law enforcement agents with southern drawls.
So much better that that Star Wars drivel.
*everyone stares at beowulf*

Someone call the psyche ward .... AND GET SOME DAMN WINGS!
