Don't Panic

[far-trader]

"The wings are NOT on fire!"

Wings? We're supposed to have wings?!

Yes we are, they fell off but they are definitely NOT on fire

 

[Cryton]

Got my towell and my thumb. Anyone lend me a tooth-brush?

 

[PFVA63]

Hi

Now I am really scared.

Is it the Empress Wave about to hit?

Will dogs start behaving like cats, while cats behave like dogs. Will old people will start growing young while young people grow old? Are zombies going to start roaming the streets? Will Elvis may be reborn as a woman (Elvita?). Are hyper-intelligent monkeys going to sieze control of all media (if they already haven't)?

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

 

[aramis]

Got my towell and my thumb. Anyone lend me a tooth-brush?

Here's a box of toothpicks made from bamboo... just as good!

 

[Blue Ghost]

Yes we are, they fell off but they are definitely NOT on fire

ROFL!!! :rofl:

 

[Andrew Boulton]

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Bugger.

<goes to get hammer>

 

[Gatsby]

Are hyper-intelligent monkeys going to sieze control of all media (if they already haven't)?!!

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[travlar]

I'm panicking! I'm panicking!

 

[Blue Ghost]

Wait... I don't hear the engines. Quick! Somebody make airplane noises!

 

[atpollard]

wwwoooossshhhhh ... [boom] [boom]

Mach 2 baby!

 

[Brian Blank]

I've got scenes from Airplane and Airplane 2 running through my mind reading this thread

 

[Andrew Boulton]

The truth is far worse...

 

[Brian Blank]

Worse as in Starcrash, D&D 4.0 or as in Renee Zellweiger being the next Doctor?

There may be something worse that the above mentioned but none come to mind .

 

[robject]

Oooh, Starcrash! Now there was a forgettable movie.

 

[Cryton]

Renee Zellweiger being the next Doctor?

PANIC! PANIC! PANIC! NNNNOOOOOOOoooooooooo!

 

[Andrew Boulton]

I could tell you, but then I'd have to...well, I can't tell you that, either.

 

[Thunderbolt]

(Checks his parachute and marches smartly to one of the exit doors)

Well chaps, it's been nice talking to you, but I think this is where I leave this doomed plane before it's too late....

 

[Jame]

I'm not worried. I learned to fly a loooong time ago.

 

[rancke]

Oooh, Starcrash! Now there was a forgettable movie.

I don't remember it.


Hans

 

[beowulf2044]

I'm appalled. Starcrash was the great Caroline Munroe, Marjoe Gortner, Christopher Plummer, David Hasselhoff movie epic. Who could forget giant spacestations, in the shape of an enourmous hand, that closed up into a fist when attacked by ships that fired torpedos throuh the stations great stained glass windows that popped open to reveal raygun armed troopers inside. Not to mention robot law enforcement agents with southern drawls.

So much better that that Star Wars drivel.