Since MegaTraveller Journal #4 is for sale on DriveThruRPG , I felt the need to honor My Little Ponies of Death. (sung to the tune of "Boots" by Nancy Sinatra) Steppelord says we can’t go hunting G'naak Something he calls safety, but confess You've been shirkin' where you should of been a-leadin' And now some G'naak gets all our best These hooves are made for trampling' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these hooves are gonna trample over you Yeah You keep lying when you oughta be truthin' And you keep peacin’ but that will hurt the herd You keep samin' when you oughta be a-chargin' Now what's right is right, but you ain't been right yet These hooves are made for tramplin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these hooves are gonna trample over you You keep playin' when you shoulda' been slayin' And you keep thinkin' that you'll never get burned, ha! I just found me a brand new box of matches, yeah Kaxk'kaguraa'khan will make them all burn These hooves are made for tramplin' And that's just what they'll do One of these days these hooves are gonna trample over you Are you ready hooves? Start tramplin'! | ![]() |