Traveller Rules As Written

[Deldarius]

Oscar Madison recommends Barnacle Glue!

 

[Vargr Breath]

Flex Seal. We've replaced the bottom of this Scout ship with a screen door. We covered it with Flex Seal and sent it into Jump space. And after a week in Jump Space it's - well it's still out there. You can't win them all.

 

[Deldarius]

Flex Seal. We've replaced the bottom of this Scout ship with a screen door. We covered it with Flex Seal and sent it into Jump space. And after a week in Jump Space it's - well it's still out there. You can't win them all.

Good luck on reentry...

I have heard if you layer the Flex Seal with Alien tape a few times it is a strong as crysteliron* and for a fraction of the cost of the real thing!


*In laboratory testing.



Everyone knows somebody that drove a Bondomobile. It had so many layers to compensate for the encroching rust they were basically were driving a synthetic brick. Done in "Paint me Primer" of the week.

 

[Condottiere]

Slow descent with gravitic motors.

 

[Deldarius]

Slow descent with gravitic motors.

"Ain't nobody got time for that! Got things to see, people to do. My buddy here owes 17k to some other dude, for some thing that was supposedly his fault."
"Great, here he comes now.....Man, how may times do I have to tell you, I know no Lubowski! I gotta skate yo', late doing a delivery of power inverters. Gotta do a hot drop and make that cash, cause' Shakespeare's gotta get paid yo."

 

[Condottiere]

Dirtside LoPort.

Dropships and floaters welcome.