What, isn't there a LEO III or S/360 emulator in the app store?
Have you checked?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hercules_(emulator)
iPhone could support this with a little effort...
(From the FAQ: 'The prize for the world's smallest mainframe probably goes to Ivan Warren, who claims to have run VM/370 under Hercules on an iPAQ 5450 handheld PDA.' That device is from like 8 years ago, or so, IIRC - and quite wimpy compared to say an iPhone.)
...I just have to make sure the iPhone doesn't get sucked into the vacuum unit.
Beats picking up even one part of them old systems! And a heck of a deal quieter!
'Joey, have you seen the Jump-5 computer anywhere? I had it just before you started cleaning the head...'
BillDowns said:
Like you said, any realistic implemention - no. Along with everything else, you have to have a couple of dozen files for Federal & State agencies, Benefits Providers, Banking transfers, hundreds of reports for department heads, VPs, basic verifications, plus the all important checks themselves. ...
Files really have nothing to do with this being 'impractical'... mostly there is the issue of multiple simultaneous user access (besides the hardware and data integrity issues that should be addressed...).
Everything you mentioned can be held in one data system file - and is in an MS SQL database implementation (along with a log file). Sans pictures and videos, such information for a mere '2,000 employers' could fit quite well in 8 GB or more of instant, persistent storage. Easily a year's worth in any even moderately efficient representation. In one international company with ~6,000 employees we had over 10 years of such data, and a lot more financial to boot, all stored in one SQL database (inefficiently) in just 4 GB more than a 32 GB iPhone - and that was with a large log file (the data file itself would easily fit).
And the speed... pffft... the solid state storage would run rings around what we had available, not to mention optimally using the GPU (binary ops of texture would allow some awesome parallel processing for such simplistic operations as are normally required... and produce cool 'processing' status screens too!).
Not saying the software is available at hand to do it, of course (though I could have it ready in less than two years, anybody willing to pay

). Again, all that data has to be entered and accessible and there is the question of simultaneous access and data and hardware redundancy, etc... but with the right software there is no reason 'payroll' couldn't be
processed on such a device.
Doing so would be asinine... but then I've seen worse things done by billion dollar corps... and, hopefully, no MIS exec reads this!
