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"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"

How would you like your K'Kree, cooked or raw

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dont want no k'kree staeks, or burgers, or chops...WAY too gameyLong pig, now... with that applesauce, and some greens, its so perky!

Bryan
a conniesuer
 
Ay! You heard da man! One order of Long Pig fer the Ancient in the booth! Side O applsauce N greens! An dinnae spill any on his art supplies!-Emilio D'Jour, maitre' D, LSCR, LIC.
 
Don't mind me, Bryan, I'm just helping security annihil - oops, redirect the protesters...
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As soon as I'm done, I'll see if there's another way to give you a delightful meal.
 
Hey Liam, I've called in a company of Imperial Marines - fully mechanized, of course - to, ah, "help the protesters see the sunlight!"
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Let's see what they can do against Marines in battledress, with full armoured and artillery support.

Sorry for the execrable Bratish - oop, I mean British spelling, but it just slipped in there!
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TNS
SOlee/Shenk/Old Expanses B675884-A N, 700

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It was reported today outside the Lonestar Chat Restauraunt,LIC.in the capital city of Nova Terre, The K'Kree protest group/ herd K.L.I.T.H.O.R.I.S. from the 2,000 worlds,was scattered today, some 150 member trampled to death in a tragic, but ironic accident.
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Acccording to witnesses the protesters were "peacefully" carrying protest placards in the narrow street outside the aforementioned establishment when Police forces withdrew suddenly and took to their air cars at 0800hrs local time.
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At 0801 hrs local time a stampede of humans running barefoot crashed the protest line and mingled thru them. Their intent seemed flight, rather than flight, but the K'kree engaged in melee nonetheless.
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AT 0802, the herd of 60 bulls being herded to the annual bullfighting ring gored and trampled into the mass formation of runners and K'Kree. A lone car was seen driving the herd ahead of it, driven by a lone Ithklur with dark sunglasses.
Survivors have been notified, pending identification of the bodies. The K'kree dead and any possible vanished mysteriously, taking refige in the Restauraunt, and have not come out since the incident took place. 23 Sophonts were treated by paramedics for gore wounds, and minor hoof prints.
 
Now, I've been helping "identify" the bodies. My staff and I shall return as many of them as possible although half of them seem to have mysteriously "disappeared" during the night...
Naetheless, those that remain shall be returned posthaste, barring any unfortunate incidents...
 
I'm gonna give Liam, Shane and Cleon one more month to return (Cleon till day 151) before I declare this subject closed.

Liam and Shane seem to have disappeared, probably they went to the Ursula, but why?
 
I am shocked, SHOCKED do you hear??!! :eek: No K'Kree Flambe'? No K'Kree Cordon Blew? Gads man but I shudder to think of what you have or, Strephon forbid, have NOT done with the K'Kree Prairie Oysters!!!

Now lets wash all that down with some Vilani beer!
 
No, the restaurant will still be serving food, but all the original owners seem to be away. On day 152, I'm gonna let this topic fade away...
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This is day 140, and preparations for a small day-150 bash are in the works... Now that Cleon the Mad has apparently been deposed (where are you, man? Dead?) it won't be the same, though.
 
Originally posted by Ganidiirsi O'Flynn:
I am shocked, SHOCKED do you hear??!! :eek: No K'Kree Flambe'? No K'Kree Cordon Blew? Gads man but I shudder to think of what you have or, Strephon forbid, have NOT done with the K'Kree Prairie Oysters!!!

Now lets wash all that down with some Vilani beer!
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"Ey! Julio! Cap'n O'Flynn wants his order! And the Vilani Beer!" -Ernesto D'Jour
 
Originally posted by Grendel T. Troll:
The oysters are used in the special dessert...... although most people mistake them for cherries!

Hope this helps...
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It Helps if yer not too tipsy between the dessert & salad bars ter know the difference too Grendel! ;)
 
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