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"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"

How would you like your K'Kree, cooked or raw

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Ahh, the glorious Old Expanses. I'll have to take a trip there someday...
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Originally posted by Jame:
Ahh, the glorious Old Expanses. I'll have to take a trip there someday...
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A perfectly charming F-Tech world. :D Be sure to drop in at the Ramstattan's Mansion, would ya? ;) tell em I sent ye. :cool:
 
Sure, but ya hafta give me a personality clue.

And a message.

Plus cash (which is as good as money!).
 
SerJame, are you suggesting you wish to invest in our franchise? You hardly need to contact me personally for that. Call a broker!

Or that you wish to travel to Solee? Call your travel agent!

If you are suggesting something else, Mr Wolfe has something for that! "Claudette", a 13mm Gauss rifle given to him on his 1,000 kill by His Majesty Cleon on Holiday. I understand a quaint little firm makes them in Reavers Deep for the export market to ,"the discriminating Aslan male who has everything for the hunt but a weapon that won't scare the rest of the game off."

This X-boat message brought to you by Johnny CAb and CoTI-bot! Have a nice day!
 
Originally posted by Jame:
Wait a second, I'm lost now - you had me up until Mister Wolfe came in.
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Never mind, Mr Wolfe...his memory has clouded.(Wolfe shrugs, and cleans the black polish off the weapon).
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Where is Cleon, anyway?
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His Impishness has gone to his private sanctum sanctorum ser jame. He will in due course resume court at a later time.
 
Mr Wolfe also doubles as our chief Procurement officer afield; and bouncer and bartender when His Impishness is in "the Cleon room".
-Emilio D'Jour, maitre'D.
 
I will inquire, ser jame. But as this is 046- of this year, we have a deadline by 150-fer the Emperor's Party, it maybe difficult to arrange.
 
I may be able to arrange some help for 150, if you need it and let me know in advance - and pay me my usual fee :D . I'm not an accountant, so I can't do brokerage, but I think I can broker other things..
 
I am preety PISSED OFF today ....so Iwant A raw Kree Steak...never mind just bring one still ALIVE...i will take a bite outta it ass RIGHT NOW!!!!...seein mines been chewed on all day long!!!!! :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek:
 
their livers ground into a gooey paste and spread on thin biscuits or crackers....Hors d'Oeuvres...
...or should I say: HORSE D'OEUVRES...

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Originally posted by trader jim:
I am preety PISSED OFF today ....so Iwant A raw Kree Steak...never mind just bring one still ALIVE...i will take a bite outta it ass RIGHT NOW!!!!...seein mines been chewed on all day long!!!!! :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek:
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Mr Wolfe, escort this patron to the kitchen where he may indulge his appetite! (the customer here at LSCR, is always right!).

Mr Wolfe : TH*issssssssssssssss, way Jimmmm...
 
Originally posted by Nurd_boy:
their livers ground into a gooey paste and spread on thin biscuits or crackers....Hors d'Oeuvres...
...or should I say: HORSE D'OEUVRES...

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"HEh! AN order of Horse derves fer the Nurdboy at table 3!"-Emilio, watching the night shift come abaord...
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
hhhmmmnnnn....sounds good.....ill take50!!!....witha bottle of havacola...COFFEE JUICE later!!!! :D
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"HEH! 50 plates of Horsederves with a bottlah Havacola, fer Trader Jim!"-Emilio, bussing tables
 
Hmm... I'm trying to work out a deal with a border state for K'Kree Kidnapping - perhaps this will be a new dish, K'Kree Kid Rib!
 
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