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"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"

How would you like your K'Kree, cooked or raw


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I didn't see the choice for a double-pattied, flamebroiled K'Kree cheese burger with the works....I mean, can't a scout get a whopper in the wilds anymore?

Regards,
Larry
 
Great poll Liam!

You forgot to include K'Kree Veal Parmesan! :eek:

Those young kids are more tender than any Terran veal!
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Originally posted by Capt. Blacklight:
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Hoo'Kay! CPT Black Light! One order: in the wilds, Flame broiled, ortillery special please!
(We'll be right back!)
[/QUOTE]Well, how many K'Kree can I flambeau at one time? ;)
That's alot of horseflesh there, Friend. Are we having a party?
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It would seem so Cap'n!
 
Originally posted by DaddyDragon:
I didn't see the choice for a double-pattied, flamebroiled K'Kree cheese burger with the works....I mean, can't a scout get a whopper in the wilds anymore?

Regards,
Larry
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TWo K'Kree whoppers with cheese Emilio! (Sounds from ground K'Kree machine-grumbles something Italian-galanglic)--Hey Emilio-quit yer bee-hatch act! Scouts' are always lookin fer the quick bite to eat between stops!
 
Originally posted by George Boyett:
Great poll Liam!

You forgot to include K'Kree Veal Parmesan!
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(Thanks GAB!)

"Emilio, Veal of K'Kree Parmesan! ANother order reserved! Riiight! Wine with that? He'll order when he gets here Sunday!"--will that be cash or credit Stik sir?
 
Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
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Great poll Liam!

You forgot to include K'Kree Veal Parmesan!
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(Thanks GAB!)

"Emilio, Veal of K'Kree Parmesan! ANother order reserved! Riiight! Wine with that? He'll order when he gets here Sunday!"--will that be cash or credit Stik sir?
</font>[/QUOTE]Does he accept ATA credit vouchers or precious resources?

The D'BRE has a vast amounts of gold, jems, jewels, precious metals, and morally dubious adult herbal substances. :cool:
 
Never mind the fancy stuff....just knock it off the hoof and serv it up raw to me...with the "Blood" still running and warm...Yummy.... :eek: :eek:
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Originally posted by George Boyett:
Does he accept ATA credit vouchers or precious resources?

The D'BRE has a vast amounts of gold, jems, jewels, precious metals, and morally dubious adult herbal substances. :cool:
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Emilio sez cash is fine, specie determined by weight/ troye ounces. Julio in the winecellar sez some of those morally dubious adult herbal remedies might help him get over the cold from climbing back into that damp winecellar!
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
Never mind the fancy stuff....just knock it off the hoof and serv it up raw to me...with the "Blood" still running and warm...Yummy.... :eek: :eek:
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Eh! Emilio, one order fresh killed and cleaned fer Mistah TJ fer Sunday! What dya mean whats he gonna warsh it down with? Coffee Juice, of course!
 
Sir Liam, could you please have the good chef send an entree of Sylean Mountain Oysters au K'Kree to the good Trader Jim's table? I do think such an appitizer would go well with his K'Kree tartar and Coffee Juice apartif! :D

As for myself, I perhaps have mentioned this, but I was wondering if Hiver Sashimi would be a problem? If it's not avaliable, then an order of the said Sylean Mountain Oysters would do while I wait for my entree also. ;)

Oh, and please fetch me a magnum revolver, if you could be so kind. I have this urge to promote one of the waitstaff to a subsector duke, and then shoot him. Just the urge I get sometimes, as your benevolent emperor, Cleon the III!
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Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Sir Liam, could you please have the good chef send an entree of Sylean Mountain Oysters au K'Kree to the good Trader Jim's table? I do think such an appitizer would go well with his K'Kree tartar and Coffee Juice apartif! :D

As for myself, I perhaps have mentioned this, but I was wondering if Hiver Sashimi would be a problem? If it's not avaliable, then an order of the said Sylean Mountain Oysters would do while I wait for my entree also. ;)

Oh, and please fetch me a magnum revolver, if you could be so kind. I have this urge to promote one of the waitstaff to a subsector duke, and then shoot him. Just the urge I get sometimes, as your benevolent emperor, Cleon the III!
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Emilio! AN order of Mtn Oysters au K'Kree with TJ's Sunday luncheon special; One Hiver Sashimi order fer Cleon the Mad--California roll if'n we can get it...Oh, and a side order of a magnum revolver. Got it? Great!
 
Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Sir Liam, could you please have the good chef send an entree of Sylean Mountain Oysters au K'Kree to the good Trader Jim's table? I do think such an appitizer would go well with his K'Kree tartar and Coffee Juice apartif! :D

As for myself, I perhaps have mentioned this, but I was wondering if Hiver Sashimi would be a problem? If it's not avaliable, then an order of the said Sylean Mountain Oysters would do while I wait for my entree also. ;)

Oh, and please fetch me a magnum revolver, if you could be so kind. I have this urge to promote one of the waitstaff to a subsector duke, and then shoot him. Just the urge I get sometimes, as your benevolent emperor, Cleon the III!
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Emilio! AN order of Mtn Oysters au K'Kree with TJ's Sunday luncheon special; One Hiver Sashimi order fer Cleon the Mad--California roll if'n we can get it...Oh, and a side order of a magnum revolver. Got it? Great!
</font>[/QUOTE]WONDERFUL! Sir Liam, I am considering making you a Baron! And just think, you'll be the first one I didn't shoot before promoting! In fact, I kind of forgot that I don't have to execute people to promote them. Oh well, I'll have to execute a couple members of the Moot later!
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"Emilio, this is Liam. Yep. Gonna haveta open the back room fer guests. Uh huh. Ya know aht that means... A Buffet style self serving section!
Yeah, all ya can eat, one low price. Kids under 21 eat 1/2 price. Say...12 Credits? Gotchya.Sunday Open 1300 CST...Ja-Ja, fer sure."
 
AH! Well, with an invite list this large, I do suggest we add an entree on the buffet line for our alien guests! For instance, for the Vargrs might I suggest following a recipie from the famous Chef Alpo? His Gravy Train in a Port Wine sauce with Milk Bone chunks is quite the thing on Lair, from what I understand. For those that aren't of course partaking of the various K'Kree entrees! :D

As for the Aslan, I do believe the Meow Mix au gratin is a sterling choice, even if they are also enjoying a nice raw K'Kree steak, such might make a wonderful side dish.
 
Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
AH! Well, with an invite list this large, I do suggest we add an entree on the buffet line for our alien guests! For instance, for the Vargrs might I suggest following a recipie from the famous Chef Alpo? His Gravy Train in a Port Wine sauce with Milk Bone chunks is quite the thing on Lair, from what I understand. For those that aren't of course partaking of the various K'Kree entrees! :D

As for the Aslan, I do believe the Meow Mix au gratin is a sterling choice, even if they are also enjoying a nice raw K'Kree steak, such might make a wonderful side dish.
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Well, the Hivers drop by afterwards for the leftovers; Most Vargr and Aslan tend towards the carnivorous side though. The salad bar has all the fixins anyone but a k'kree would dine on. (lest they find themselves in the Kitchen at the correct edge od a Butcher knife)!

As fer being a baron. Hmmm. There was a fella with that title once--made the best pizza IIRC!
 
Originally posted by lord irial:
If one eats a sentient being, however mutually hostile, one should do it with class.
Oh, this is soooo obvious, but I have to say it:

"I ate my K'Kree with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
 
Why not Teryaki K'kree, served with a side of rice and fried veggies... yum... K'kree Curry, or even a K'kree Kabob with tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and bell peppers maybe?

Eak :D
 
Sir Liam,

Well, I see that the idea of being a Baron suits you! And if you wish to wear red as your robes of office, that fits! This board does seem to be a bit like a flying circus. (Monty Pythons, not Baron Von Richtoven's, but I digress...). So...please pick out your feif by throwing this dart at this map of the Imperium, I now enoble you as Baron Liam Devlin, personal Chef to the benevolent Emperor of the Third Imperium, Cleon the III.

To celebrate, and in theme with this thread, I suggest we both go and execute the Two Thousand World's ambassador and extended family...should more then provide enough meat for the meal! Perhaps the ambassador himself can be served luau style! I'll get a squad of my personal guard to come with us...shall I have you fitted for combat armor for this hunt/execution?
 
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