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"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"

How would you like your K'Kree, cooked or raw


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Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
[looks at GAB, & party of three]"dinnae ferget to tip th' lady!"
I would never do such an uncivilised act. I left the money on the table...

ummm where's the money? :confused:

What are these hairs.

<bio scan>

They're bunny hairs. VB hairs! :eek:

Emilio! One of the VBs got loose and stealing from the dining room tables!!
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[Emilio signals Thokken over, and he scans for VB mind activity...]

VB appears behind sack of carrots...

THWAAAACK! [sound of gauss 5.5mm Ithklur rifle going off],SQUEEEEEEE-aghkkkkk.

Mr Wulfe, holds up dead VB by ears...
"MMM, snacky-snackety snack!" (wanders off with his prize for a wee bite between dishwashings)..
 
[Mr Wulfe grins a bloody grin, three qurters of the VB already gone].

"Thankssssssss Jimmmmmmmmm." The lambent green eys glow a touch brighter, then pops the rest into his maw, and it vanishes, every last gobbet.
"fingerrrrr lickinnnnn goooood,ssssssssss."
 
Rendered down Kree soup...with Nova Red Hot Peppers!!!!!...laced with Mercury Fire Mushrooms....with a side of deep fried, super crispy Vorpal Bunnie Strips.....with icy cold special ingrediant Slaw!!!!....one free Coffe Juice with purchase!!!!....free Vorpal bunnie TOYS for the kids!!!!.....just look for Trader Jims along side of the FREEWAY....Under the Golden $$$$$ sign..

Franchises available.....Cheap :D :D
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
Rendered down Kree soup...with Nova Red Hot Peppers!!!!!...laced with Mercury Fire Mushrooms....with a side of deep fried, super crispy Vorpal Bunnie Strips.....with icy cold special ingrediant Slaw!!!!....one free Coffe Juice with purchase!!!!....free Vorpal bunnie TOYS for the kids!!!!.....just look for Trader Jims along side of the FREEWAY....Under the Golden $$$$$ sign..

Franchises available.....Cheap :D :D
I take the Winnebago is back in the Spinward Marches?

Are you serving home cooked K'Kree? :D
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of course...all the kree you can eat...cooked the way you enjoy it.....with mashed live uplifted potatoes!!!!...that ive been saving from another post elsewere...

the winnebagoo franchises are way more expensive..
:D ;)
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
Rendered down Kree soup...with Nova Red Hot Peppers!!!!!...laced with Mercury Fire Mushrooms....with a side of deep fried, super crispy Vorpal Bunnie Strips.....with icy cold special ingrediant Slaw!!!!....one free Coffe Juice with purchase!!!!....free Vorpal bunnie TOYS for the kids!!!!.....just look for Trader Jims along side of the FREEWAY....Under the Golden $$$$$ sign..

Franchises available.....Cheap :D :D
Oh my...even us despotic Emperors get heartburn...and I think just reading this list has caused me to reach for a time honored SuSag product known as "DiGel".
 
Baron Liam, my good man? Since Holiday is coming up in less then a month, may I suggest a nice baked K'Kree, with a simple Solomani corn bread stuffing seasoned in a gentle broth of boiled Virushi? If needed, I could trump up some charge for against one of my personal Virushi physicians, after promoting him to let's say Duke of the Solomani Rim sector and having him executed if you need one to make the broth. For that matter...perhaps stuffed Virushi would be in order! Yes, the hide is a bit tough, but well, it takes patience to handle the Virushi, and I am a patient Emperor, I'm willing to wait the extra time it would take to bake one for a feast come Holiday. :D

As an aside, I wonder what sophant tastes the most like candied yams? Must not forget such a seasonal dish for the coming Holiday feast!
 
Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Baron Liam, my good man? Since Holiday is coming up in less then a month, may I suggest a nice baked K'Kree, with a simple Solomani corn bread stuffing seasoned in a gentle broth of boiled Virushi? If needed, I could trump up some charge for against one of my personal Virushi physicians, after promoting him to let's say Duke of the Solomani Rim sector and having him executed if you need one to make the broth. For that matter...perhaps stuffed Virushi would be in order! Yes, the hide is a bit tough, but well, it takes patience to handle the Virushi, and I am a patient Emperor, I'm willing to wait the extra time it would take to bake one for a feast come Holiday. :D

As an aside, I wonder what sophant tastes the most like candied yams? Must not forget such a seasonal dish for the coming Holiday feast!
May I suggest some avian sophant to substitute for the traditional Christmas goose, Your Imperial Majesty? I know many of British descend would love a bit of the old country.
 
Originally posted by George Boyett:
May I suggest some avian sophant to substitute for the traditional Christmas goose, Your Imperial Majesty? I know many of British descend would love a bit of the old country.
A CAPITAL IDEA! My good Mr. Boyett, I do think that the Candory system in the Spinward Marches can supply with plenty of said avian aliens to perform as said Christmas geese! :D

Perhaps we can even have said Droyne cast some coyns to determine what's best to serve as a side dish for such fare.
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And...I do believe I shall be adding your name Mr. Boyett, to the Holiday Knighting list. Don't worry, I'll make sure it's added to the "Not to be executed" list...it's MUCH shorter then the "Terminate with extreme glee" knighting list.

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Liam,

FYI Roth Thokken is a blind vargr subrace. Geneengineered by the Ancients to develope greater/different psionic powers.

A dialog example in Vilani and Vargr showed that they were able to "see" a infrared parimeter fence and step over the beams.

That is all of the official infomation that was from "Vilani and Vargr" "decanonized" by Lord Marc after he resumed his reign, after his absence. And due to the failure of the "Three" to stay in business of producing RPG's.
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Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Baron Liam, my good man? Since Holiday is coming up in less then a month, may I suggest a nice baked K'Kree, with a simple Solomani corn bread stuffing seasoned in a gentle broth of boiled Virushi? If needed, I could trump up some charge for against one of my personal Virushi physicians, after promoting him to let's say Duke of the Solomani Rim sector and having him executed if you need one to make the broth. For that matter...perhaps stuffed Virushi would be in order! Yes, the hide is a bit tough, but well, it takes patience to handle the Virushi, and I am a patient Emperor, I'm willing to wait the extra time it would take to bake one for a feast come Holiday. :D

As an aside, I wonder what sophant tastes the most like candied yams? Must not forget such a seasonal dish for the coming Holiday feast!
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Emilio, has yer cousin Luigi D'Porque finished smoking the hams? We got royalty droppin in fer a holiday bash...YES, the Cleon room will be pre-reserved!) Virushi hams, of course...Luigi???Luigi!?Hello? Emilio, call him back, and have him deliver, or I'll put his name into his Imperialness's hat fer nominations to the "Sector Duke Club"!
Candied Yams, and stuffed Aey Yael with cornbread. Tell Julio we need the special wine again too! Good man, lets get crackin!"
 
Originally posted by plop101:
Another deep thought: Krispy Kreme K'Kree
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Hmm donuts deepfried in K'Kree fat. Plop 101, you just made yer christmas bonus! You start tomorrow!
 
Originally posted by Sinbad Sam:
Liam,

FYI Roth Thokken is a blind vargr subrace. Geneengineered by the Ancients to develope greater/different psionic powers.

A dialog example in Vilani and Vargr showed that they were able to "see" a infrared parimeter fence and step over the beams.
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We'll hire one anyway.I am a heretic after all, and it might be MWM's universe, but this is my restraunt! ;) :D
 
Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
A CAPITAL IDEA! My good Mr. Boyett, I do think that the Candory system in the Spinward Marches can supply with plenty of said avian aliens to perform as said Christmas geese! :D
That's an option I did not consider. I do advise caution. Dem Droyne can be tricky and nasty.

Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Perhaps we can even have said Droyne cast some coyns to determine what's best to serve as a side dish for such fare.
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Maybe chocolate coyns in gold foil. It will go with the Holiday theme.
 
Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Baron Liam, my good man? Since Holiday is coming up in less then a month, may I suggest a nice baked K'Kree, with a simple Solomani corn bread stuffing seasoned in a gentle broth of boiled Virushi? If needed, I could trump up some charge for against one of my personal Virushi physicians, after promoting him to let's say Duke of the Solomani Rim sector and having him executed if you need one to make the broth. For that matter...perhaps stuffed Virushi would be in order! Yes, the hide is a bit tough, but well, it takes patience to handle the Virushi, and I am a patient Emperor, I'm willing to wait the extra time it would take to bake one for a feast come Holiday. :D

As an aside, I wonder what sophant tastes the most like candied yams? Must not forget such a seasonal dish for the coming Holiday feast!
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Emilio, has yer cousin Luigi D'Porque finished smoking the hams? We got royalty droppin in fer a holiday bash...YES, the Cleon room will be pre-reserved!) Virushi hams, of course...Luigi???Luigi!?Hello? Emilio, call him back, and have him deliver, or I'll put his name into his Imperialness's hat fer nominations to the "Sector Duke Club"!
Candied Yams, and stuffed Aey Yael with cornbread. Tell Julio we need the special wine again too! Good man, lets get crackin!"
</font>[/QUOTE]An impressive feast indeed! And stuffed Ael Yael, I would have never thought of that! Now I do hope I'm not imposing if I make another request. I do think there is a sophant race known as the Schalli that would be wonderful as either sushi or calimari...would it be too hard to have some prepared as an appitizer? I'd be more then willing to provide from my coffers the funds to have such a being retreived...and even promote the appitizer to a Marquis during the feast!

:D
 
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