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"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"

How would you like your K'Kree, cooked or raw

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Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Sir Liam,

Well, I see that the idea of being a Baron suits you! And if you wish to wear red as your robes of office, that fits! This board does seem to be a bit like a flying circus. (Monty Pythons, not Baron Von Richtoven's, but I digress...). So...please pick out your feif by throwing this dart at this map of the Imperium, I now enoble you as Baron Liam Devlin, personal Chef to the benevolent Emperor of the Third Imperium, Cleon the III.

To celebrate, and in theme with this thread, I suggest we both go and execute the Two Thousand World's ambassador and extended family...should more then provide enough meat for the meal! Perhaps the ambassador himself can be served luau style! I'll get a squad of my personal guard to come with us...shall I have you fitted for combat armor for this hunt/execution?
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To His Majestic Imperial Highness:
My company recently heard of the upcoming hunt and feast. I humbly request that my media company can have the video and production rights. We forecast amazing Tri-D ratings and holo sales of Your Majesty's expedition.

Your Servant

P. K. Apu
President
Peekaboo Productions
 
Originally posted by E. A. Kinser:
Why not Teryaki K'kree, served with a side of rice and fried veggies... yum... K'kree Curry, or even a K'kree Kabob with tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, and bell peppers maybe?

Eak :D
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The Kabob's K'Kree are at the botom of the menu EaK! (Just checked em meself). Teriyaki style? EH! Emilio-an order of Chinese K'Kree Kabobs! Fried rice and stir fried veggies--No,no, no the Llewwolly are NOT coming by! Why? Creulty to plants or some such nonesense! I forwarded their hate mail to the 22,000 worlds...
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Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
Sir Liam,

Well, I see that the idea of being a Baron suits you! And if you wish to wear red as your robes of office, that fits! This board does seem to be a bit like a flying circus. (Monty Pythons, not Baron Von Richtoven's, but I digress...). So...please pick out your feif by throwing this dart at this map of the Imperium, I now enoble you as Baron Liam Devlin, personal Chef to the benevolent Emperor of the Third Imperium, Cleon the III.

To celebrate, and in theme with this thread, I suggest we both go and execute the Two Thousand World's ambassador and extended family...should more then provide enough meat for the meal! Perhaps the ambassador himself can be served luau style! I'll get a squad of my personal guard to come with us...shall I have you fitted for combat armor for this hunt/execution?
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Okay boys! Open up the Cleon suite! We got royals coming! You seen the boards, ya know how to add, we'll be needin that list fer orders just fer starters! Leftovers?
Those Hivers ahavenae left have they? Still holding out on the special meat sauce secret? Sit em next to HIM Cleon, He has a persuasive side order of magnum revolver!

LUAU--Aloha,
Have Combat Armor, will travel...
 
Originally posted by Erik Filean:
Any option for kosher K'Kree? (I suppose that depends on how you kill 'em.)
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Emilio! Kosher K'Kree, have ya got that?! (murmuring in background)Oi! Outstanding! Not a problem he sez. With or without the Cream finished wine sez Julio?
 
Kosher K'Kree! That is a wonderful idea! I think I'm going to make an Imperial edict, declaring that ALL Kosher meats served in the Third Imperium MUST be made from K'Kree! Outstanding!

:D
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Originally posted by Erik Filean:
Any option for kosher K'Kree? (I suppose that depends on how you kill 'em.)
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I think it would depend if the Judaic Law consider K'Kree beef or sentient.
 
I have found the most elegant method of procuring your K'kree is not by Ortillary. One merely recruits a Roth Thokken Vargr PsiAgent to project telepathically the full sensory impact eating a raw meat meal into your desired meal K'kree. If you can convince the PsiAgent to use a Karrax Gem to augment the projection the better the desired effects.

One caveat make sure the means for the K'kree's self inflicted death are not too destructive to the intended meal.
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Once you have procurred your carcass, one must marinade in Habenaro/Thai Pepper Wine for atleast 12 hours. Then the desired cuts can be lightly grilled over a Bramblewood fire. Serve with Auriorb Fruit salad. As a beverage I would recommend a good Imperial Stout or a Sword Worlder DoppelBock.
 
Sinbad Sam...
two words fer your Vargr chap Thokken, from Emilio D'Jour, of our restraunt fame...

"YER Hired!"
:D
& Start yesterday! ;)

Stars fer you! wear em out!
( or as they say in Arkie land, "That dog WILL hunt!")
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Originally posted by George Boyett:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Erik Filean:
Any option for kosher K'Kree? (I suppose that depends on how you kill 'em.)
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I think it would depend if the Judaic Law consider K'Kree beef or sentient.</font>[/QUOTE]------------------------------------------------
As Kosher refers to the method of preparation, my Jewish friends tell me this --First and foremost: "Is it cloven hoofed or not?" (illustrations of the K'Kree in MTJ suggest a solid hoof, with fingers set about them in the "forearm" upper set limbs; and Horse type hooves on the 4 main locomotive limbs.)
This is key in determination of "a clean or unclean beast" as set down in the Talmud,( and Bible Old Testament) references.

As they are also exclusive herbivores, their flesh should be considered clean.

Sentience offers an entirely new wrinkle to the argument. There, we enter into the definition of "Is a K'Kree sentient" (in game terms, this is yes, and listed as a "Major race".)?

In the case do they recognize the dietary laws of the Talmud, no. Does mean they are not civilized?
In a human supremacist campaign, one can see religions treating non human species that do not embrace THEIR faiths as non-sentient! (A Reversal of K'Kree policies mind you!)
 
Oh, this is soooo obvious, but I have to say it:

"I ate my K'Kree with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."
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Hmmm. Obvious K'kree food quotation. Let me think.....Oh yeah:

Soylent Green K'Kree! :D
 
Originally posted by Spaceman Spiff:
Marinated and on a stick!
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"SPiff!!! Yer baaack!!! YeehaaH!
Marinated K'Kree kabobs fer Spaceman Spiff, Emilio! Juliuo break out the best booze, the "man" is back in town!"

-Liam Devlin, Co-owner of LSCR Restraunt.
 
Originally posted by trader jim:
alive screaming and kicking.....yummy yum yum.....
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Ye've been hangin with the VB's again, haven't ye Old man? need a napkin, yer drippin on th' carpets!
 
Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
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alive screaming and kicking.....yummy yum yum.....
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Ye've been hangin with the VB's again, haven't ye Old man? need a napkin, yer drippin on th' carpets!</font>[/QUOTE]Keep your eyes on Random Static. The VBs have been very quiet lately.

Too too quiet. :eek: :eek:
 
VB's? Emilio? any more VB fingers &"hotwings"? GAB sez he needs some, with the tartar & marinara dips! Served cold, on ice-party of three, and Miss Bunny is waiting on their table-make it snappy!
 
Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
VB's? Emilio? any more VB fingers &"hotwings"? GAB sez he needs some, with the tartar & marinara dips! Served cold, on ice-party of three, and Miss Bunny is waiting on their table-make it snappy!
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Oh yes Bunny Sunshine! The up and coming star of the Regina Ballet scene! :cool: :D
 
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