"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"
- Thread starter Liam Devlin
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To: His Imperial Highness Cleon III
From: Brigadier Michael "Big Mike" Stone, Imperial Marines
Dread Sire,
After much field testing in combat conditions and to your greater glory, we have approved the new standard field rations for your brave Imperial Marines.
The men seemed to like Menu #2 the most:
K'kree in spice sauce
squeeze cheese, groat milk based
Coffee Juice, freeze dried
Vorpal Bunny eggs, chocolate covered
chewing gum, Havacola flavored
We are still having problems with the VB eggs. R&D is not completely sure how to gather the eggs without sustaining 75-80% casualties.
We will continue our efforts. We plan on calling these nutritious and tasty rations MRE's-- Meals Recommended by the Emperor!
You most loyal and devoted servant,
Big Mike
P.S.: Palace Guard detachment reports that more spatulas and rubber boots are needed to complete the clean up from the weekly Vilani Noble High Acceleration Freefall Event. PsyOps have made holos of the splat patterns for Rorschack tests later in the week.
Hail Cleon!
Big Mike
From: Brigadier Michael "Big Mike" Stone, Imperial Marines
Dread Sire,
After much field testing in combat conditions and to your greater glory, we have approved the new standard field rations for your brave Imperial Marines.
The men seemed to like Menu #2 the most:
K'kree in spice sauce
squeeze cheese, groat milk based
Coffee Juice, freeze dried
Vorpal Bunny eggs, chocolate covered
chewing gum, Havacola flavored
We are still having problems with the VB eggs. R&D is not completely sure how to gather the eggs without sustaining 75-80% casualties.
We will continue our efforts. We plan on calling these nutritious and tasty rations MRE's-- Meals Recommended by the Emperor!
You most loyal and devoted servant,
Big Mike
P.S.: Palace Guard detachment reports that more spatulas and rubber boots are needed to complete the clean up from the weekly Vilani Noble High Acceleration Freefall Event. PsyOps have made holos of the splat patterns for Rorschack tests later in the week.
Hail Cleon!
Big Mike
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
TO : BG Big Mike Stone, IMp Marines
From: "Count" Liam Devlin, "Baron of Solee",
General, we are pleased to hear our Spiced K'kree in spice sauce #2 is a hit with the men!
May it raise the morale of our fighting Imperial Marines that we, of Lonestar Chat restraunt have been made a franchise, and thanks to the brave Marines who field tested this MRE, we have gained the IMPMAR Bureau of Acquisitions contract!
And we all owe this our great and mighty sovereign, Cleon the III (the Mad)! As such, His Imperial majesty will receive, as the royal house he represents, in perpetuity, a host cut in shares, of our soon to be LIC. company,of some 15%. And a Cleon room will be installed in such franchise eatery.
All hail Cleon!
Long and profitable be his reign!
"Count" Liam,
"Baron of Solee"
in the reign of Cleon "the mad"
From: "Count" Liam Devlin, "Baron of Solee",
General, we are pleased to hear our Spiced K'kree in spice sauce #2 is a hit with the men!
May it raise the morale of our fighting Imperial Marines that we, of Lonestar Chat restraunt have been made a franchise, and thanks to the brave Marines who field tested this MRE, we have gained the IMPMAR Bureau of Acquisitions contract!
And we all owe this our great and mighty sovereign, Cleon the III (the Mad)! As such, His Imperial majesty will receive, as the royal house he represents, in perpetuity, a host cut in shares, of our soon to be LIC. company,of some 15%. And a Cleon room will be installed in such franchise eatery.
All hail Cleon!
Long and profitable be his reign!
"Count" Liam,
"Baron of Solee"
in the reign of Cleon "the mad"
Cleon the Mad
SOC-12
AH, I have so many wonderful things to reply to on this thread! I don't know where to begin! I haven't been this happy since "Heather", my beautiful and talented gauss rifle/concubine helped me promote the last Duke of Antares sector!
(As an aside, don't mention to "Charlene" that "Heather" was the one who helped me do the promotion, "Charlene" seems to be...well...jealous of "Heather's" muzzle velocity. Ah, the intrigue between an empress and a concubine...but I digress)
Anyway, Brigideer Stone, I quite approve of the new "MRE" rations! Although I do wonder if such a dish might cause heartburn among the sophants with a more delicate digestive tract. Oh well, those who suffer heartburn, shall be promoted to being officers, or by one rank if already officers...and well, to show sympathy for the agony of acid reflux, said promotion shall be by battledressed and PGMP-13 equipped firing squad!
(It will be good to teach my Marines the PROPER way to promote on of their own!)
And my good Count Liam, Baron of Solee, I offer my congratulations on your franchising deal! And, of course your corporation shall receive LIC status...or if you'd rather use the old Germanic Solomani "AG", feel free! (Too bad "GasbAG is already taken, would so fit a restaurant...or would it?
). And well, I do feel that 5% is more then fair as for the number of shares awarded to the Imperial family, "Charlene" and "Deborah" do agree, this 15% that my ancestor Cleon I took is so excessive! If he wasn't the first emperor, I'd have him exhumed, promoted and cremated!
As an aside, does anyone know if I can promote anyone, myself or someone else to Grand Diety of the Imperium? Where is my Senesheal when I need him? Yes "Charlene", we'd make a wonderful pantheon, wouldn't we...my precious!
(As an aside, don't mention to "Charlene" that "Heather" was the one who helped me do the promotion, "Charlene" seems to be...well...jealous of "Heather's" muzzle velocity. Ah, the intrigue between an empress and a concubine...but I digress)
Anyway, Brigideer Stone, I quite approve of the new "MRE" rations! Although I do wonder if such a dish might cause heartburn among the sophants with a more delicate digestive tract. Oh well, those who suffer heartburn, shall be promoted to being officers, or by one rank if already officers...and well, to show sympathy for the agony of acid reflux, said promotion shall be by battledressed and PGMP-13 equipped firing squad!
(It will be good to teach my Marines the PROPER way to promote on of their own!)
And my good Count Liam, Baron of Solee, I offer my congratulations on your franchising deal! And, of course your corporation shall receive LIC status...or if you'd rather use the old Germanic Solomani "AG", feel free! (Too bad "GasbAG is already taken, would so fit a restaurant...or would it?
). And well, I do feel that 5% is more then fair as for the number of shares awarded to the Imperial family, "Charlene" and "Deborah" do agree, this 15% that my ancestor Cleon I took is so excessive! If he wasn't the first emperor, I'd have him exhumed, promoted and cremated!
As an aside, does anyone know if I can promote anyone, myself or someone else to Grand Diety of the Imperium? Where is my Senesheal when I need him? Yes "Charlene", we'd make a wonderful pantheon, wouldn't we...my precious!
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
And my good Count Liam, Baron of Solee, I offer my congratulations on your franchising deal! And, of course your corporation shall receive LIC status...or if you'd rather use the old Germanic Solomani "AG", feel free! (Too bad "GasbAG is already taken, would so fit a restaurant...or would it? ). And well, I do feel that 5% is more then fair as for the number of shares awarded to the Imperial family, "Charlene" and "Deborah" do agree, this 15% that my ancestor Cleon I took is so excessive! If he wasn't the first emperor, I'd have him exhumed, promoted and cremated!
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His Imperial majesty Has spoken!
Thus:
TNS BULLET-in ( )
Solee/Shenk/Old expanses Sector:
It was announced today the formal addition to the new Imperial food franchise Lonestar Chat Room restraunt (LSCRR) the accompanied coveted Limited Imperial charter status bestowed this 28th day-267, or LIC.
Talks with having a more mobile version with Tukera Lines , LIC onboard some of their more luxurious liners are underway...
). And well, I do feel that 5% is more then fair as for the number of shares awarded to the Imperial family, "Charlene" and "Deborah" do agree, this 15% that my ancestor Cleon I took is so excessive! If he wasn't the first emperor, I'd have him exhumed, promoted and cremated!
_________________________________________________
His Imperial majesty Has spoken!
Thus:
TNS BULLET-in (
)Solee/Shenk/Old expanses Sector:
It was announced today the formal addition to the new Imperial food franchise Lonestar Chat Room restraunt (LSCRR) the accompanied coveted Limited Imperial charter status bestowed this 28th day-267, or LIC.
Talks with having a more mobile version with Tukera Lines , LIC onboard some of their more luxurious liners are underway...
trader jim
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Are you tryin to start a Fast Food War???....You al just better keep offa me Turff!!!! 
Hey how about Lonestar Express restraunts in conjunction with Trader Jim's Winnebago cafe? I know he would definitely jump on the opportunatey of heading an entire line of LE franchises.Originally posted by Liam Devlin:
His Imperial majesty Has spoken!
Thus:
TNS BULLET-in (
Solee/Shenk/Old expanses Sector:
It was announced today the formal addition to the new Imperial food franchise Lonestar Chat Room restraunt (LSCRR) the accompanied coveted Limited Imperial charter status bestowed this 28th day-267, or LIC.
Talks with having a more mobile version with Tukera Lines , LIC onboard some of their more luxurious liners are underway...
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
__________________________________________________Originally posted by trader jim:
Are you tryin to start a Fast Food War???....You al just better keep offa me Turff!!!!
GAB might be, old stick. LSCR is not "fast food" but a dining in experience.
Really quite bourgesios of you to suggest we cross forks over it old chap.
However...if you decide that we must, be prepared!
AFter all, there are 19,998 more K'kree worlds left.(Good shooting Mr Wolfe! Load them up and lets roll fer the shoppe. We can get the orders prepped in Jump-space!)
trader jim
SOC-14 1K
Yes...Mr Liam...of course...yours is a dining in experience....my feathers started to get ruffeled!!!...and of course you DO have several FINE establishments!!!!..... but be it known that I can beat you in a GRAND INTERGALATIC CHILI COOK OFF ANY DAY!!!
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
__________________________________________________I yield the "Chili Crown" to thee, yet claim the BBQ realm of K'Kree! (101 ways and still counting!)Originally posted by trader jim:
Yes...Mr Liam...of course...yours is a dining in experience....my feathers started to get ruffeled!!!...and of course you DO have several FINE establishments!!!!..... but be it known that I can beat you in a GRAND INTERGALATIC CHILI COOK OFF ANY DAY!!!
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
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Well, to maintain product quality, your lady chef has been cloned (underway), in a hightech Imperial client state in Glimmerdrift Sector (TL-F).Mum's the word. The original still works at the founding store.
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
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That would be a shame, if she were to find out, yes. Might have to suggest that person to the Emperor as archduke of Ley, I would...or Vland..or..you get the idea.
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
The "count of Solee" nods, "Aye, I would, lad. Ye can bet yer last credit on it."
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
Why Ser Jame, look here:
http://www.utzig.com/cgi-bin/iai/map_subsector.pl?Sectors=Old_Expanses&SubSectors=J&UID=
auf wiedersehen,
http://www.utzig.com/cgi-bin/iai/map_subsector.pl?Sectors=Old_Expanses&SubSectors=J&UID=
auf wiedersehen,