Chuck Anumia
SOC-14 1K
(This is something I intend to pursue from time to time. Please feel free to join in with sightings of Trader Jim, Mobile Burger trucks (think “Lonestar’s motorhome” from the movie Spaceballs) or any other role you would feel comfortable role playing here)
Aboard the ISS Vorpal Longsword, Captain Rekib Hsart enjoys a cup of StarChucks (™) CoffeeJuice while discussing with his second in command, Lieutenant J. James, his adventures of chasing the notorious space pirate “Trader Jim” across the universe.
“Yes, those were the good old days. Jim had so many dozens of clones and cyborgs running around in those incredibly fast mobile burger trucks that we often felt we were chasing our own tail.”
We picked up the last clone just 3 years ago out in the Trojan Reach. He was trying to sell KKree burgers to a Varger crew.
Turned out the meat wasn’t even KKree. It was some kind of bio-protein synthesized to taste to Vargers like KKree. We never found the lab or factory where it was manufactured. Jim or his clone told us he didn’t know and the warehouse he said he got it from turned out to be abandoned.
We were never sure if this was the real Trader Jim or the last of his clones. As far as I know, he is still sitting in his cell plotting his escape or awaiting his rescue to this day.
Meanwhile, back in the high security prison where Trader Jim sits in his cell…
A guard approaches Trader Jim's cell.
"Hey Jim! Got a message for ya. The warden couldn’t understand the cypher for it since it must be in some kind of code but she figured it was safe enough to pass on to ya."
(The guard then handed Jim the short message written on a fortune cookie paper)
“KKree burgers made while you wait. Now serving number 432” Get yours TODAY”
(Jim smiled as he lit the paper on fire and started the clock in his head counting down)
Aboard the ISS Vorpal Longsword, Captain Rekib Hsart enjoys a cup of StarChucks (™) CoffeeJuice while discussing with his second in command, Lieutenant J. James, his adventures of chasing the notorious space pirate “Trader Jim” across the universe.
“Yes, those were the good old days. Jim had so many dozens of clones and cyborgs running around in those incredibly fast mobile burger trucks that we often felt we were chasing our own tail.”
We picked up the last clone just 3 years ago out in the Trojan Reach. He was trying to sell KKree burgers to a Varger crew.
Turned out the meat wasn’t even KKree. It was some kind of bio-protein synthesized to taste to Vargers like KKree. We never found the lab or factory where it was manufactured. Jim or his clone told us he didn’t know and the warehouse he said he got it from turned out to be abandoned.
We were never sure if this was the real Trader Jim or the last of his clones. As far as I know, he is still sitting in his cell plotting his escape or awaiting his rescue to this day.
Meanwhile, back in the high security prison where Trader Jim sits in his cell…
A guard approaches Trader Jim's cell.
"Hey Jim! Got a message for ya. The warden couldn’t understand the cypher for it since it must be in some kind of code but she figured it was safe enough to pass on to ya."
(The guard then handed Jim the short message written on a fortune cookie paper)
“KKree burgers made while you wait. Now serving number 432” Get yours TODAY”
(Jim smiled as he lit the paper on fire and started the clock in his head counting down)