Unpopular movies onboard your starship.

[aramis]

Worst movies ever on any Humaniti ship: Hiver ⌧!

Just imagine... Weird alien light... Obscure subsonic and ultrasonic noises... Smells normally found in nightmares... Squiddyish cthulhuistic writhing...

And worst of all, the subtle, mind-numbing yet controlling message that this is what real sentient being do and this is lovely and gentle and sweet and...

Sure to open airlocks across the cosmos!!!

I suspect that's the one genre the hivers lack. Their sexual congress is public, ritualized, and hermaphroditic R-type massive numbers of offspring...

... from what I've read in the alien modules, I doubt they actually get what us mammals consider "sexual arousal."

On the other hand, I don't doubt they find our sexual displays and overtures quite hilarious...

 

[martletsquire]

Exactly. Here you expect some neat bedroom stuff and you get...

A diplomatic pagent. Of Squiddish proportions. All so logical and alien, you can just imagine old Mr. Squidface to be supervising it.

Weird, alien, boooooring.

(How was that for a save attempt?)

 

[Chuck Anumia]

More Movies NOT to bring along on Starships

Robinson Caruso in space.
Solomani family Robinson (a family gets left behind on a luxury liner that is abandoned by the crew)
20,000 Parsecs across the galaxy aboard the Nautilus.
Never ending story.
Zhodani redemption (escape attempts from a Zhodani prison)
My little K’Kree (animated series of K’kree youth adventures)

 

[Blue Ghost]

"This Old Starship" with some carpenter from New Hampshire revamping a Beowulf or Type-T on Tri-D.

"Mutual Omaha's Wild Kingdom"; where clones of the original hosts bag several K'Kree before making a running gun battle escape with local forces.... actually, this might be popular in some regions of space ... unless, of course, you're on a K'Kree vessel.

 

[martletsquire]

K'kree Faceoff, where bands of the centaurs roam around removing human faces...

and... "Annie" any of the many variations...

 

[Blue Ghost]

"The binary stars will come out, tomorrow...bet your bottom credit, that...tomorrow, they'll be suns..."

 

[Rigel Stardin]

Banned in the Imperium: The Emporer's new clothes.

A comedy about a Solmani merchant selling goods to the Emperor while he's on vacation.

Also Banded: Puss and Boots.

Imperium censors saw it as a metaphor for the Aslan invasion...

 

[Blue Ghost]

"Yor! Hunter from the Future!" :smirk:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PWaJ6URRU0

 

[Blue Ghost]

During a misjump; John Carpenters remake of "The Thing"