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Unpopular movies onboard your starship.

Also playing...

The Mass Effect/ Halo conspiracy
Blue Murder on the Empress Liner to Regina
Blackbeards Ghost rides again
Goonies
Droyne Soup

(For the Rebellion timeline)
Who shot the real Stephron? (Conspiracy theories)
The Great Depot Bank Job of 1118
 
'What do you think the K'Kree did with those carnivores ?'

Sub-title "How do you like that burger ?"

I figure that they turned them into fertilizer, not burgers. The militantly vegetarian K'kree eating burgers made from carnivores does not compute.
 
I was actually thinking of the classic "The Three Stooges in Orbit", where Moe, Larry and Joe (Curly was pushing up daisies by this time) fought Martians for the U.S.'s top secret flying submarine. :)

A flying sub ... yeah. Someone stat that! :D
 
I was actually thinking of the classic "The Three Stooges in Orbit", where Moe, Larry and Joe (Curly was pushing up daisies by this time) fought Martians for the U.S.'s top secret flying submarine. :)

A flying sub ... yeah. Someone stat that! :D

As I said, I like the Three Stooges, all of them. I am not sure if my favorite combination was Moe, Larry, and Curly, or Moe, Larry, and Shep. I did think that Joe did a good job.

As for overdose, having been in the military, I am fully aware that too much of a good thing causes morale problems, and variety is the Spice of Life. Therefore, episodes of Barbecue U - Cooking with K'kree will be available, as will be the computer-based courses on How to Blow a Zho's Mind with Endless Trivia Thoughts, and the Best Ways to Prepare Vargr and Aslan Pelts.
 
As I said, I like the Three Stooges, all of them. I am not sure if my favorite combination was Moe, Larry, and Curly, or Moe, Larry, and Shep. I did think that Joe did a good job.

As for overdose, having been in the military, I am fully aware that too much of a good thing causes morale problems, and variety is the Spice of Life. Therefore, episodes of Barbecue U - Cooking with K'kree will be available, as will be the computer-based courses on How to Blow a Zho's Mind with Endless Trivia Thoughts, and the Best Ways to Prepare Vargr and Aslan Pelts.

Oh, good. It wasn't Curly-Joe...

I'm a Larry, Moe and Curly...

But I can just see the horror as someone subjects a crew to a Marathon of 3000 years of Dennis the Menace remakes ...
 
Movies banned from ship libraries IMTU, include but are not restricted to:

"Ice Pirates". Because it's Ice Pirates.
"My Dinner with Andre". Because conversation is not a lost art INTU.
and any adaptation of "Atlas Shrugged". just on GP.

~Cryton
 
I have to admit, I have a certain nostalgic fondness for them. I mean, I knew some California beach type from the 60s and 70s. That, and they recycled those movies perpetually in the Sacramento, Modesto and Fresno area through much of the 70s too.

But showing them to a young starship crew? I think you might find MRE splattered all over the lounge walls. :D
 
I have to admit, I have a certain nostalgic fondness for them. I mean, I knew some California beach type from the 60s and 70s. That, and they recycled those movies perpetually in the Sacramento, Modesto and Fresno area through much of the 70s too.

But showing them to a young starship crew? I think you might find MRE splattered all over the lounge walls. :D

I grew up in central Texas. Any beaches were hundreds of miles away. To us, those movies were rather exotic fare. Lots of teens went to see them in the area I grew up in. After I got out of the US Navy, I stopped watching them. The beach movies had gotten boring by then.
 
Anette seemed like a real nice likeable girl. I never had a thing for her, but thought she was pretty cool on screen.

Another unpopular title onboard ship;

"Godzilla's Revenge" (it's the one where the kid fantasizes about monster island)
"Godzilla versus Megalon" (this one was bad ... even for a Gojira film)
 
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