UPLIFTED ARMY ANTS!!!!!

[Nurd_boy]

I'll show you !!!...

I've ordered MY R&D guys to work on COFFEE TREES to be uplifted....

YOU ALL WILL OBEY ME ONCE I AM IN CONTROL OF THE COFFEE JUICE SUPPLIES* !!! MY MINIONS WILL LORD OVER YOU ALL AS THE TRUE SUPERIOR LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!WAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

* caffine withdrawl will leave deffenders vulnerable as per study A313-D3 sub-part 54A.

 

[trader jim]

Thats it boys.....this Nurd_boy person just signed his own death warrent....heres the plan...next friday nite when he walks into The Great Escape Games store in sacramento....We ALL WHACK em with 50 new t20 Books, and be careful, dont damage the Books!!!!.....then to be REALLY NASTY....afterwards we take all his t20 notes!!!.....that will fix em good!!...

 

[matrix cypher]

(suffering from the side effects of caffine with drawl)

im sending in the anime cat girl comandos....we all know nurd boys cannot resist them

(the pheramones dont hurt either)

Girls bring him back alive.. we will get him hooked on CJ then we will isolate him with the failed chahuahau uplifs

with no coffee juice the combination of the caffene hang over and the sonic yipping he aught to go insane and repeatedly smash his own head against the wall till he drops, then we will reive him and start the process all over again.

maybe we will even chain him to the wall an have him listen to the anooying minmea clone sing for days on end.

worse yet i think ill make him clean out the VB cages.......

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by Nurd_boy:
I'll show you !!!...

I've ordered MY R&D guys to work on COFFEE TREES to be uplifted....

YOU ALL WILL OBEY ME ONCE I AM IN CONTROL OF THE COFFEE JUICE SUPPLIES* !!! MY MINIONS WILL LORD OVER YOU ALL AS THE TRUE SUPERIOR LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!WAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

* caffine withdrawl will leave deffenders vulnerable as per study A313-D3 sub-part 54A.

Except Coffee Juice doesn't come from trees. In an older posting, it was described that Coffee Juice is a by product of the Shugilii preparations of Vorpal Bunnies. The name is actually the Solomani name for the infamous Vilani breakfast beverage that roughly resembled coffee.

Good try though.

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by Trader (CJ) Scott:
(suffering from the side effects of caffine with drawl)

im sending in the anime cat girl comandos....we all know nurd boys cannot resist them

(the pheramones dont hurt either)

Girls bring him back alive.. we will get him hooked on CJ then we will isolate him with the failed chahuahau uplifs

with no coffee juice the combination of the caffene hang over and the sonic yipping he aught to go insane and repeatedly smash his own head against the wall till he drops, then we will reive him and start the process all over again.

maybe we will even chain him to the wall an have him listen to the anooying minmea clone sing for days on end.

worse yet i think ill make him clean out the VB cages.......

You are too cruel.

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by Nurd_boy:
but all this would depend on what tech level the creation is done at.

At..say tech 12..it would be alot more expensive and tie up more resourses than the same procedure at tech 15, or tech 16...not to mention the the inevitable 'failures'......once sentient creation is started, the failures create a whole new problem, self-aware but not to physical specs?...(I guess they go back in the vats) imagine the law suites there !!!

geez, thinking (ok, realizing) the ethical morass of uplifting and the law....local or Imperial? Solimani or Zhodani? Hivers? k'kree?....Or, or ...VARGR UPLIFTERS !!!

never mind what is uplifted....what about WHO DOES THE UPLIFTING ?!?!?!?!?!

What law suits? There's only problems with the law if someone is around to squeal. Any unethical uplifting and treatment would be done somewhere isolated and away from civilization. An asteroid station sounds good. No one knows it's location, let alone its existence or what's happenning.

In terms of the rejects. Oh well. It does mean extra protein in the uplifted labor's food allowance.
Waste not! Want not!

This is starting sound like the beginning of an interesting adventure.

 

[Nurd_boy]

yes it does sound like an adventure....

what if a disgruntled researcher 'leaked' information to TAS?...surely any investigative reporter worth their salt would be intrigued?...

 

[trader jim]

just to scare the crap outa every one....in real life the R&D boys ARE doing research into how they can splice DNA from one animal to another animal!!!!....read it in Scientific American!!!....no joke.....wonder what we will end up with in the long run????

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by Nurd_boy:
yes it does sound like an adventure....

what if a disgruntled researcher 'leaked' information to TAS?...surely any investigative reporter worth their salt would be intrigued?...

Or an escaped uplift subject contacts the PCs and ask them for helping his brethren.

On the other hand, some heartless types would either ignore it, capture it, or kill it.

 

[GBoyett]

Originally posted by trader jim:
just to scare the crap outa every one....in real life the R&D boys ARE doing research into how they can splice DNA from one animal to another animal!!!!....read it in Scientific American!!!....no joke.....wonder what we will end up with in the long run????

That's scary!

The Jeff Goldblum line for Jurasic Park keeps going thru my mind about while learning they could they didn't ask if they should.

 

[Nurd_boy]

Originally posted by trader jim:
just to scare the crap outa every one....in real life the R&D boys ARE doing research into how they can splice DNA from one animal to another animal!!!!....read it in Scientific American!!!....no joke.....wonder what we will end up with in the long run????

I seen the documentaries about combining human DNA with swine to create compatable organ donors...but my fisrt thought was ...ORC !!

or am I just a freak?...

 

[Nurd_boy]

Originally posted by George Boyett:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nurd_boy:
I'll show you !!!...

I've ordered MY R&D guys to work on COFFEE TREES to be uplifted....

YOU ALL WILL OBEY ME ONCE I AM IN CONTROL OF THE COFFEE JUICE SUPPLIES* !!! MY MINIONS WILL LORD OVER YOU ALL AS THE TRUE SUPERIOR LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!WAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

* caffine withdrawl will leave deffenders vulnerable as per study A313-D3 sub-part 54A.

Except Coffee Juice doesn't come from trees. In an older posting, it was described that Coffee Juice is a by product of the Shugilii preparations of Vorpal Bunnies. The name is actually the Solomani name for the infamous Vilani breakfast beverage that roughly resembled coffee.

Good try though. </font>[/QUOTE]THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE D!@# TREES GROWING IN MY COURTYARD?!?!?!?! THE HIVER AT THE NURSERY SAID THEY WHERE KOF-AYE TREES....



(mmmmm,) anime furries....

 

[matrix cypher]

Fertilize them with the hivers that told you that.

Originally posted by Nurd_boy:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by George Boyett:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Nurd_boy:
I'll show you !!!...

I've ordered MY R&D guys to work on COFFEE TREES to be uplifted....

YOU ALL WILL OBEY ME ONCE I AM IN CONTROL OF THE COFFEE JUICE SUPPLIES* !!! MY MINIONS WILL LORD OVER YOU ALL AS THE TRUE SUPERIOR LIFE IN THE UNIVERSE !!!!WAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

* caffine withdrawl will leave deffenders vulnerable as per study A313-D3 sub-part 54A.

Except Coffee Juice doesn't come from trees. In an older posting, it was described that Coffee Juice is a by product of the Shugilii preparations of Vorpal Bunnies. The name is actually the Solomani name for the infamous Vilani breakfast beverage that roughly resembled coffee.

Good try though. </font>[/QUOTE]THEN WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH ALL THESE D!@# TREES GROWING IN MY COURTYARD?!?!?!?! THE HIVER AT THE NURSERY SAID THEY WHERE KOF-AYE TREES....



(mmmmm,) anime furries....

</font>[/QUOTE]

 

[Nurd_boy]

Originally posted by Trader (CJ) Scott:
Fertilize them with the hivers that told you that.

[/QB][/QUOTE]

WHAT!?!?!? and waste prefectly good fix'ns for clam stew?....one of those geoducks could feed a whole passel (passle?) of uplifts....