Norris researches Scout command structure
Norris: Please, please good Scouts. I am in haste. Who commands your ship?
Scout#1: No one commands our ship.
Norris: Then who is your leader?
Scout#1: We don't have a leader.
Norris: What?
Scout#2: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Norris: Yes.
Scout#2: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
Norris: Yes, I see.
Scout#2: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
Norris: Be quiet!
Scout#2: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
Norris: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Scout#1: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
Norris: I am your Arch-Duke!
Scout#1: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Norris: You don't vote for Arch-Dukes.
Scout#1: Well, 'ow did you become Arch-Duke then?
Norris: Using the power of an Emperial Warrant,
that granted me full executive power in the face of the Zhodani Invasion, I, Norris, declared myself to be Arch-Duke.
That is why I am your Arch-Duke!
Scout#2: Listen -- self appointment based on the misuse of emergency authority is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
documentation forgery.
Norris: Be quiet!
Scout#2: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some distant authority figure threw a piece of paper to you!
Norris: Shut up!
Scout#2: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was the Empereror just
because some unknown person in a distant land sent me a letter they'd
put me away!
Norris: Actually, there is a lot of that sort of thing going on these days.
Norris: Please, please good Scouts. I am in haste. Who commands your ship?
Scout#1: No one commands our ship.
Norris: Then who is your leader?
Scout#1: We don't have a leader.
Norris: What?
Scout#2: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take
it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Norris: Yes.
Scout#2: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified
at a special biweekly meeting.
Norris: Yes, I see.
Scout#2: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,--
Norris: Be quiet!
Scout#2: --but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more--
Norris: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
Scout#1: Order, eh -- who does he think he is?
Norris: I am your Arch-Duke!
Scout#1: Well, I didn't vote for you.
Norris: You don't vote for Arch-Dukes.
Scout#1: Well, 'ow did you become Arch-Duke then?
Norris: Using the power of an Emperial Warrant,
that granted me full executive power in the face of the Zhodani Invasion, I, Norris, declared myself to be Arch-Duke.
That is why I am your Arch-Duke!
Scout#2: Listen -- self appointment based on the misuse of emergency authority is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power
derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical
documentation forgery.
Norris: Be quiet!
Scout#2: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power
just 'cause some distant authority figure threw a piece of paper to you!
Norris: Shut up!
Scout#2: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was the Empereror just
because some unknown person in a distant land sent me a letter they'd
put me away!
Norris: Actually, there is a lot of that sort of thing going on these days.