Style. Style, and something that ISN'T a weapon, but can be used as one -- preferably in a multitude of functions. Oh! And something which -- unlike the suggested cane -- doesn't ring any alarm bells by it's very anachronism.
The object should not be "gadgety", because "gadgety" could be detected, and the item's use as a weapon "revealed". But, just what is meant by "gadgety"? Does the use of advanced materials qualify as "gadgety"? I mean, a material which, in and of itself, is not harmful or dangerous?
Keeping all that in mind, here's my suggestion for an item which could be taken anywhere -- from a safari in the wilderness, to a penthouse party. And maybe even out onto the vacuum expanse of a dusty moonlet.
Folks, I suggest to you, the simple Umbrella. Or bumbershoot, if you prefer. (yeah, somebody mentioned it before -- in passing!)
Here's my case for the Umbrella. Unlike the cane - which has been downplayed because someone pointed out that, with the medical technology available 5k years from now, any good Guard is gonna ask "Why do you need that?" - an Umbrella won't be given a second glance. Really, think about it! As far as I know, no matter which version of Traveller you look at, they ALL maintain that Personal-Scale Force Fields/Shields are impossible to Imperial science. So, what're you gonna use to keep the rain off?
Think about that. REALLY think about that. If the possibility of some high-tech force-fieldy gadget to keep the rain off of you is NOT allowed by the game rules, then what ELSE are you gonna use? A Raincoat, or a Vacsuit? Sure, you could, but I'm willing to bet that, short of a robotic rain-shield which hovers abouve your head, 5-thousand years from now the Umbrella will still be in use.
Now, let's address that pesky Guard's question: "Why do you need THAT?"
Simply, an Umbrella is a shield against the environment. It keeps the water off you when it rains. It provides shade on hot, sunny days. It is a small barrier against winds. In many places (England, just as an example) a Brolly is carried JUST IN CASE it should rain. With the proper role-playing, the almost constant carrying of an Umbrella could be easily passed off.
Of course, being reasonable, there ARE places you wouldn't take an Umbrella -- you wouldn't take it to your table at a 5 star restaurant, you wouldn't carry it around at a fancy cocktail party, you wouldn't hit the dance floor with it in your hand, etc. But, as I said, that's an element of ROLE-playing.
Okay, an Umbrella is innocuous. An Umbrella is, usually, not considered dangerous. We carry it -- officially -- to keep off the sun, wind, and rain. So, just how dangerous can it be?
Let's find out....
Okay, the obvious thing that immediately jumps out about the "danger" of an Umbrella is that, some older styles, have a pointed tip. Now, normally, this isn't a
sharpened tip, but a bluntly rounded "tip". Hey, shove it at somebody hard enough, and you're gonna skewer them! So, it can be used -- without modification! -- to stab a body.
Now, at its heart, an Umbrella is a long stick with an easy-hold grip at one end. This makes the case for a simple club. Sure, it's got fabric wrapped around it, but, once again, if you hit someone
hard enough, they're gonna get hurt. So, it can be used -- again, without modification! -- to bludgeon a body.
Now, let's combine the two things. An Umbrella is a long stick with a point at one end, designed to be grasped firmly at the other end. Sounds kinda like a sword, specifically, a Foil. Sure, its still got all that fabric wrapped around it, but other than messing with the balance, that fabric wouldn't stop you from Fencing with an Umbrella.
Okay, so you can stab with it, club with it, and even parry and riposte with it. But, I mean really, it's JUST an Umbrella! A fragile, nylon & aluminum wisp of a thing!
Sure, if you bought it at Kmart for 2 bucks! But, what we're talking about, here, is a TRAVELLER'S Umbrella! AND, we're also talking about a Tech Level 5000 years from NOW. So, this would be a "special order" Umbrella, so what? Just as long as it's NOT a weapon, you can justify the expense. Right?
To start with, the body of the Umbrella needs to be made of either a strong, but lightweight alloy or composite. But not TOO light! You need SOME weight for decent bludgeoning damage; so the weight should fall somewhere around the 3-4 pound area.
The tip is fine as is, but if you absolutely MUST give it a "sharp" point, then remember to also get a normal appearing, screw-down "cap" to cover it. This way, if some sharp-eyed Guard discovers the ruse, you can just shrug and say "I didn't know it could do that" or "it came that way". No harm, no foul.
But there's still the problem of that pesky roll of fabric around the stem of the Umbrella. It softens blows, and tends to get all cut up, when you use the Umbrella to Fence with. Well, there are two things you can do about that...
The first -- and most obvious -- solution, is to have some means of removing the fabric from the stem; just like removing a sword from its sheath. A twist-and-pull, or some simple snap-latch mechanism, whatever. The problem with this method, though, is that, if a Guard is examining your Umbrella REAL close, he might discover this option, and then you're back to "What's this, then?"
My favorite solution -- and the sneakiest -- is to NOT try to make the Umbrella easier to use as a weapon, but to turn the disadvantage of the fabric into a benefit. I do this by replacing the fabric with ballistic cloth. I mean, c'mon, guys, even today Kevlar cloth, at it's heaviest weave, looks like nothing more than vinyl fabric. They won't be able to improve on that in 5000 years?
Wrapped
tightly around the Umbrella stem, ballistic cloth won't, significantly, influence the impact damage capability. And, as far as getting damaged when used as a "sword", again, if you keep the ballistic cloth wound
tight , it won't suffer significant damage. AND, one final advantage to using ballistic cloth is that, in a
gun fight, you can pop open the Umbrella and use it as a
shield!
And, let's say that that sharp-eyed Guard mentioned before is on the ball, and he even notices that the fabric of your Umbrella IS ballistic cloth. So what! Remember when I said you might even consider taking an Umbrella out onto the airless fields of a moonlet? Well,
that's why your Umbrella uses ballistic cloth! You just explain to the nosy Guard that you bring your Umbrella with you, when you go out onto lunar surfaces, to give you some added protection from strong sunlight, AND to help keep pesky micro-meteorites off your shoulders.
So there you have it. The Umbrella is -- with the use of some common, but high-tech
materials , not gadgets! -- the perfect Weapon-that-is-not-a-Weapon.
And, it keeps the rain off your head