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"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"

How would you like your K'Kree, cooked or raw

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Originally posted by George Boyett:
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A CAPITAL IDEA! My good Mr. Boyett, I do think that the Candory system in the Spinward Marches can supply with plenty of said avian aliens to perform as said Christmas geese! :D
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That's an option I did not consider. I do advise caution. Dem Droyne can be tricky and nasty.
.</font>[/QUOTE]Hmmm...I wonder if psi-shields should be issued to the chefs...my good Baron Liam, please charge to my account a dozen psi-shields for you, your chefs and your waitstaff! Or is a dozen enough? If not, perhaps before Holiday I can conqueror the Zhodani and enslave a few of them to be chefs and waiters.
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May I suggest Aslan burgers, with cheese and fries? Or maybe pulled, bbq Vargr loin with Ahetowa (GT:AR 4 p. 14) shoots on the side?
And if K'kree is a must, then don't forget the tounge - 14 inches, feeds two!
 
O Mighty gracious one....would you care for some deep fried VULTURE today???...only the finest carrion eaters are used....stuffed with other bird entrails.....
 
Hmmm...I wonder if psi-shields should be issued to the chefs...my good Baron Liam, please charge to my account a dozen psi-shields for you, your chefs and your waitstaff! Or is a dozen enough? If not, perhaps before Holiday I can conqueror the Zhodani and enslave a few of them to be chefs and waiters.

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We have some psionic Vargr to handle that messy problem sir on staff, hired em last month!(The Rath Thokken Sinbad Sam sent me) Psi shields are appreciated though!
Droyne? Oh you Want Droyne!(Pssst Emilio! Save the Ael Yael, we'll make a side dish out of it!)
I have a few connections in the Old expanses Sector, I think we can rustle up some Schalli calimari steaks (with a wee help from Fulacin Federal-Express-"When it absolutely must go J-5!").
 
Originally posted by Jame:
May I suggest Aslan burgers, with cheese and fries? Or maybe pulled, bbq Vargr loin with Ahetowa (GT:AR 4 p. 14) shoots on the side?
And if K'kree is a must, then don't forget the tounge - 14 inches, feeds two!
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Emilio, Save an order of K'Kree tongue for master Jame!(Grumbles from the sausage makers in the back). Sorry our Psionic Vargr prohibit our sale of Vargr bbq loin. We DO have Ahetowa shoots though!(check our Galactic listed salad bar!)
 
A little culinary delight developed in the torture chambers of the MOJ during the last war - fresh K'Kree foie gras!
 
on hammermium they eat " centaur hump " . not sure how they cook it ( i've never been there ) . i read in the " Imperial Inquirer " that the zhodani say that the K'kree like to serve by providing nutrition to us , but im not sure if thats true .
 
Originally posted by Jame:
Thank you for what you have. Guess that I'll have to find my own Vargr loin (humph!), though.
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You'll need to check out Trader Jims Bar n Grille fer that order ;) .(TJ, have free plug-last tip ye get from me without charge!).
Fine dining anyways!
 
wanted...food service workers....entire food service units....able to feed 500,000 hungry construction workers unlimited amounts of any kind of MEAT....Kree or other wise....cooked or RAW!!!!....
 
I think I could get a very skilled cook, but there would be high transport and housing costs. I'd not mention high wages, except I just did!
 
TJ: Emilio sez we can fast transport/cater out.

Jame: Yer hired. Emilio needs a dayshift supervisor in the Kitchens!

"Baron" Liam Devlin, heretical restraunteur
 
Thanks, but I'm not the cook. However, she'll take the position, but she wants Cr 200,000/month with free health and dental. By the way, I'd like a Cr 200,000 talent scout fee! (Yes, she's worth it, she makes excellent K'kree stew!)
 
Originally posted by Jame:
Thanks, but I'm not the cook. However, she'll take the position, but she wants Cr 200,000/month with free health and dental. By the way, I'd like a Cr 200,000 talent scout fee! (Yes, she's worth it, she makes excellent K'kree stew!)
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Deal # 1, She's hired! Agreed upon monthly salary & perks.
Deal #2, yer finders fee. Half now, half after the first six months when we see what she's got.
Added bonus: need to recruit sophonts who can follow her directions, not get underfoot, or burn water. Need 50 personnel ASAP. Methane-breathing sophonts need not apply( No Brinn please). 25Kcr per if they work out. Again, half upon hiring, half after six months- we have a contract to feed a huge construction crew on Arba lad!

Liam, heretical Restraunteur.
 
She accepts! And don't worry, she's worth every centicred. Oh, she wants to know if you'd like your K'kree baked, boiled, broiled or sauteed, with a curry sauce? The fifty servers/aides shouldn't be too hard to find, but will take a while.
 
Originally posted by Jame:
She accepts! And don't worry, she's worth every centicred. Oh, she wants to know if you'd like your K'kree baked, boiled, broiled or sauteed, with a curry sauce? The fifty servers/aides shouldn't be too hard to find, but will take a while.
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I had have to get back with you on the catering orders (weekly meals for the work crews to Arba). We do have one major party in the "Cleon room" to manage as well this holiday season, how's her seafood skills? Poultry?
Schalli calimari steaks/ side dish (maybe with prawns and some sauces!) & Ael Yael/ droyne fer His Impishness Cleon "the Mad".

Transportation, see Fulacin Fast Freight of Fulacin (a divison of SSI, LIC mercenary company)! When it abostively Posilutely has to be there at J-5!
 
She's willing to do on-site work (Fulacin should be no problem, just no low passage), and seafood and poultry are specialties. Her Droyne is a fan favorite - tell his Madness Majesty to try the wings, fingers and breast. I have thirty workers so far, with ten Vargr, two female Aslan and (oddly enough) a pair of married Zhodani proles, among others. Another fourty are being interviewed/tested.
If I may make a cuisine suggestion, what can be done with Jgd-il-Jagd?
 
I've got all the positons filled. Fifteen Vargr, three Aslan, the two Zhos and six Droyne (the Sport brought 'em along, turns out the Leader took a certificate course from Mora, went back and trained the rest of his group. They're good preparers, in addition to being a fine reserve!) The rest are Imperials.
 
Great work Jame! And in record time. passage from Fulacin to here courtesy of J-5. High passage yer chef/ Mid passage fer the 50 preparers. two Liners, SS pride of fulacin (5ktn) & SS Rhylanor queen.

His Impishness will be surprised. Bonus payments for you on the Droyne should we have to go to 'reserves"...

Like the wings recipe. That'll be a plus with the royals crowd!
 
Happy to be of service (as long as I get paid)! I have six reserve people to replace the Droyne if needed, just drop me a line.

His Impishness will love it. Haven't seen him around for a while, but I'm sure he's fine.

Supply the wings, and all shall be well... BBQ, anyone?
 
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