"How would you Like your K'Kree today, sir?"
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Cleon the Mad
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WHY I AM IMPRESSED! All this work just for me, and I didn't even have to kill any one sophant, other then some of the entrees! And that was a pleasure! I do have one final small favor though, would anyone mind if I brought two of my consorts? Let's say "Charlene", the current Emperess and my personal Snub Pistol, and "Deborah", my Magnum Revolver and current Grand Princess? I feel so alone without them, and they do so advise me when I'm deciding whom to promote/terminate with extreme prejudice without them.
Otherwise, this is a GRAND feast indeed! Now I know that each sophant served to me will be at least a posthumous baron! I may even have to knight a few of the appitizers!
I feel truly honored! I think I'm going to execute a random courtier and then promote him to Sector Duke of Lishun to celebrate! I'll make sure to make him of an edible species, so that we can include him in the feast! Anyone have any aversion to eating a Bwapp?
Cleon the Mad
SOC-12
Jame, I can't believe this, but I have the sudden urge to promote you to nobility WITHOUT executing you! You're only the the second one I have done this with, the first being the good Baron Liam of course. So, consider yourself, as of the soon upcoming Holiday, Sir Jame, Order of the Emperor's Guard! Here, you may kiss the barrel of my consort and trusted snub pistol, "Charlene", it's quite an honor to handle Charlene. Not as much as being shot by her, but I think the knighting makes up for that.
:::Offers "Charlene" for such treatment:::
Oh...and rumor has it that one "TJ" of the Coffee Juice may be in the running for a Knighthood too...and may live to survive. My lord, I'm going soft, giving out titles like they are candy, and not killing people for it! Oh well, not like the entrees this Holiday aren't pretty much the whole Non-Human contingent of the present Imperial Moot.
Thank you, sir! I an quite honored myself. And yes, handling "Charlene" (without being shot) is definetly an honor of the highest order.
:::Takes Charlene, kisses her barrel with utmost respect:::
As for the Bwapp, I'm bringing a few along (two are replacements and further reserves, the rest are their friends), so I'd like to offer any of the non-replacements for courtierhood. (The only reason I don't offer the two is to keep up the reserve level, otherwise I'd be happy to.) If you need to kill someone, I'll bring a few criminals along just in case.
:::Takes Charlene, kisses her barrel with utmost respect:::
As for the Bwapp, I'm bringing a few along (two are replacements and further reserves, the rest are their friends), so I'd like to offer any of the non-replacements for courtierhood. (The only reason I don't offer the two is to keep up the reserve level, otherwise I'd be happy to.) If you need to kill someone, I'll bring a few criminals along just in case.
Cleon the Mad
SOC-12
Why Sir Jame, since I consider all of the courtiers in my court to be either a) Criminals, b) Insane or c) Both of the above, I have no problem with you bringing some criminals, Bwapp or other non human sophant, either to simply be promoted to the nobility under either "Charlene's" or "Deborah's" good high caliber (every pun intended!) advice, or to be promoted and then fileted!Originally posted by Jame:
Thank you, sir! I an quite honored myself. And yes, handling "Charlene" (without being shot) is definetly an honor of the highest order.
:::Takes Charlene, kisses her barrel with utmost respect:::
As for the Bwapp, I'm bringing a few along (two are replacements and further reserves, the rest are their friends), so I'd like to offer any of the non-replacements for courtierhood. (The only reason I don't offer the two is to keep up the reserve level, otherwise I'd be happy to.) If you need to kill someone, I'll bring a few criminals along just in case.
Another thing I've been considering, regarding the good Trader Jim's promotion...I wonder if he'd consider trying out a new title...let's say Grand Poobah of the Spinward Marches? I think on another thread I suggested such a new title, and now I do think that he needs just such a promotion! But only if he's willing to tithe 10% of the Coffee Juice profits in his new sector.
As an aside, I do believe I may have to post my first ever poll in this forum. I would normally put such in the random static forum, but since polling apparently is disabled there, I shall have to use this one.
Oh, and the title will come with a nifty keen hat too! :::Holds up bloodstained Shriner's Fez::: Previous owner, obviously a Freemason from a Shriner Temple, was promoted to Duke of Deneb for refusing to remove this hat in my court. Silly tourist!
Cleon the Mad
SOC-12
One question, my good Baron Liam? Does your fine establishment have the ability to prepare and hande let's say about a dozen pre-skinned Ursine creatures, either normal Solomani brown bears, or perhaps some uplifted Ursa? Reason I ask, is that the good Trader Jim (or whomever ends up Grand Poobah) will of course need to promote a large number of Poohbears, and assuming that he doesn't just promote let's say a sports team from the Terran city of Chicago, will need to have roughly a dozen or so such Ursine creatures slaughtered to make the robes of office for his Poohbears. So...why let the now skinned carcasses go to waste, why not have a grand coronation feast for the new Grand Poobah and his Poohbears? I've given the incoming Grand Poobah until 150 of the following year to finish his hunting and promotions, so let's assume the grand bear meat feast will happen roughly around then, with details to follow.
Cleon the Mad
SOC-12
I know I should wait for responses before posting yet again, but well, I have yet another request from the good Baron Liam. You see, I was wondering if we could decorate your fine eating establishment with some fine drapery from Capital. I was thinking something in Black Curtains...for you see, Black Curtains are all the rage in Core Sector, or at least they will be a bit after that fine sane well rounded lad Lucan takes the throne.
Too bad about his catching that Nilsen Virus though, oh well, when the chips are down, who knows what can happen!
Too bad about his catching that Nilsen Virus though, oh well, when the chips are down, who knows what can happen!
Liam Devlin
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We have the calendar cleared for 150-2003 Sah! No problem about the bear meat & hides. There are several hexapodal species of Ursine creatures throughout known space (Imperial Hunting preserves left by Zhunastu I), shant be a problem. (Vilani transplanted Ursine critters with a mutagenic persistence to six leggedness).
We'll trim them off for the Humaniti candidates of course, unless we can make a belt out of the middle set of limbs!
Liam Devlin
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________________________________________________Originally posted by Cleon the Mad:
I know I should wait for responses before posting yet again, but well, I have yet another request from the good Baron Liam. You see, I was wondering if we could decorate your fine eating establishment with some fine drapery from Capital. I was thinking something in Black Curtains...for you see, Black Curtains are all the rage in Core Sector, or at least they will be a bit after that fine sane well rounded lad Lucan takes the throne.
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Hmmm. Catchy style. Monochrome is back, I hear!
Azg Naz Gimbatul of Angmar and His eight decorators just paid us a call for measurements. Paid in gold rings & some antique swords, he did. Odd fellow, sez he decorates for Kings and emperors alike.
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Too bad about his catching that Nilsen Virus though, oh well, when the chips are down, who knows what can happen!
Dr H. Lector will be on call that week for anyone fearing catching a virus, or Dave Nilsen-itis. He loves our salad bar (Fava beans and chianti)!
Liam Devlin
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Reply to Ser Jame, Knight banneret of OEG, official procurer/ recruitment for LSCR restraunt:
Of course the good lady chef-in-chief may meet the good Dr. He never misses one of our shindigs! They might even swap recipes, one never knows...!
Of course the good lady chef-in-chief may meet the good Dr. He never misses one of our shindigs! They might even swap recipes, one never knows...!
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
Oh, a band's music has been requested for the celebration:
the "Fine Young Cannibals"...hope their starship arrives safely!
the "Fine Young Cannibals"...hope their starship arrives safely!
Cleon the Mad
SOC-12
AH, I am so excited about this feast! And yes, please have the good Doctor Lector attend, I suspect that he's EXACTLY the sort of personal physician I need, a man of clarity and sanity in these troubled times!
Anyway, along with myself, I do believe that Emperess "Charlene", Grand Princess "Deborah", Grand Poobah Consort "Suzanne", to be granted during the Grand Poobah coronation to the new Grand Poobah of course, and Charlene's younger sister, Princess "Tatyana". :::Cocks a Snub SMG:::
Along with the various sophants that shall be served as entrees, but I don't wish to meddle in your fine handling of such, so far I've been more then impressed!
One thing, I've considered that your fine restaurant might need some proper defensive weaponry. Perhaps a deep meson gun under the basement? For some reason my engineers keep on trying to tell me to not aim the barrel directly under the restaurant, but I just can't seem to see why, I mean it's a meson gun, shoots through matter, shouldn't be a problem! Plus, one can go down into the basement, place a buffet table over the the center of the barrel and keep everything nice and warm for a Sunday brunch!
Anyway, my good Baron Liam, are you interested in a deep meson gun site under this fine establishment?
Liam Devlin
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Your Impishness knows a safe place to eat when he sees one. But if one was to appear here (with a complimentary engineering crew for the emplacement), I'm sure no one would bat an eye at our "new orbit proof burglar alarm". With our thanks(bows)!
Cleon the Mad
SOC-12
Oh wonderful! I'll be delivering "Desdimona" your new "Orbit Proof Burglar alarm/buffet table warmer" today for installation!
My good Baron Liam, please warn Dr. Lechter that our fine chef won't take any funny stuff - he might wind up in the pot himself, and I don't want that! She's one tough, take-no-guff woman.
Another recipie - K'kree blood and tabasco sauce, as a condiment. How about Hiver and snohl shepherd's pie, with Shrieker or Bwap legs?
Another recipie - K'kree blood and tabasco sauce, as a condiment. How about Hiver and snohl shepherd's pie, with Shrieker or Bwap legs?
Liam Devlin
SOC-14 5K
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Emilio! Scrap the chowder, we have a recipe from Sinbad Sam fer K'KreeSOB Stew! (might rival the K'Kree SOS! or Kelly's K'Kree!). Add tot h Tex-Mex side of the cook book "K'Kree kabrito! Fer the Scots, add Haggis K'Kree (or don't we have that already?)!
our thanks to the patrons of Lone Star Chat Room Rest. for making this a banner new year thus far!
heretically yours,