The D Cell Flash light: one of the un-sung Hero of the LEO world
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the ever versital 'Tonk". Light source, pacifier (for the owner and for the person it is being pointed at with) and a surprising number have been lost when used to 'mark' a vehicle for others LEOs to spot in traffic when said vehicle runs a check point.
"All units, be on the look out for a late model LTD with no rear window."
I believe I also read somewhere that a metric ton of handcuffs have been lost, one pair at a time, when they ran off into the night.
Rookie: "Damn, those were my new cuffs!"
Old Hand: "Hope you didn't pay too much for 'em, cause they're gone now."
Rookie: "Aren't we going to go chase him into (enter name of any place where the other guy has friends and your friends are none too keen about entering)."
Old Hand: "Nope, lets keep patrolling. Maybe we'll get lucky and our friend will come to us."
And techincally not considered an actual weapon.
Dave Chase
Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the ever versital 'Tonk". Light source, pacifier (for the owner and for the person it is being pointed at with) and a surprising number have been lost when used to 'mark' a vehicle for others LEOs to spot in traffic when said vehicle runs a check point.
"All units, be on the look out for a late model LTD with no rear window."
I believe I also read somewhere that a metric ton of handcuffs have been lost, one pair at a time, when they ran off into the night.
Rookie: "Damn, those were my new cuffs!"
Old Hand: "Hope you didn't pay too much for 'em, cause they're gone now."
Rookie: "Aren't we going to go chase him into (enter name of any place where the other guy has friends and your friends are none too keen about entering)."
Old Hand: "Nope, lets keep patrolling. Maybe we'll get lucky and our friend will come to us."
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