far-trader
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What this topic needs is more drift and confusion...
:rofl:
Some are probably wondering "What the blazes are you doing with a jet engine running during the game anyway!?"
Naturally they don't know that it's the fastest way to chill your favorite beverage(1) whatever it may be.
That said, abusing your express beverage cooler by reenacting a favorite scene from Firefly(2) while a tempting solution to mucnhkins won't really solve the problem (except in the case demonstrated) and will as noted leave a significant mess to explain.
(1) http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/
(2) There's a scene in one of the episodes of "Firefly", "The Train Job", in which the Firefly crew are backing out of a deal. They have the bad guys tied up and the engines are running...
Mal starts this long speech..."Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But we are thieves. Point is, we're not takin' what's his. Now we'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone, okay?"
Bad guy #1 defiantly replies "Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade."
Mal shrugs, says "Darn", pushes the bad guy and he's sucked into the engine intake. Mal turns to bad guy #2 and starts the same speech: "Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance..."
Bad guy #2 interrupts with "Oh, I get it! I'm good. Best thing for everyone. I'm right there with ya."
...-Whether or not to stuff munchkins into jet engines during play and how to explain the mess to your wife when she returns home.
:rofl:
Some are probably wondering "What the blazes are you doing with a jet engine running during the game anyway!?"
Naturally they don't know that it's the fastest way to chill your favorite beverage(1) whatever it may be.
That said, abusing your express beverage cooler by reenacting a favorite scene from Firefly(2) while a tempting solution to mucnhkins won't really solve the problem (except in the case demonstrated) and will as noted leave a significant mess to explain.
(1) http://www.asciimation.co.nz/beer/
(2) There's a scene in one of the episodes of "Firefly", "The Train Job", in which the Firefly crew are backing out of a deal. They have the bad guys tied up and the engines are running...
Mal starts this long speech..."Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance. You bring it back to him. Tell him the job didn't work out. We're not thieves. But we are thieves. Point is, we're not takin' what's his. Now we'll stay out of his way as best we can from here on in. You explain that's best for everyone, okay?"
Bad guy #1 defiantly replies "Keep the money. Use it to buy a funeral. It doesn't matter where you go or how far you fly. I will hunt you down, and the last thing you see will be my blade."
Mal shrugs, says "Darn", pushes the bad guy and he's sucked into the engine intake. Mal turns to bad guy #2 and starts the same speech: "Now, this is all the money Niska gave us in advance..."
Bad guy #2 interrupts with "Oh, I get it! I'm good. Best thing for everyone. I'm right there with ya."